stuntman mike

a homage to one of the greatest characters ever to grace the silver screen

first off,

it takes a total badass

to wear a light blue

members only jacket

with an icey hot patch on the back

in a bar like this.

also, it takes a total

a*****e

to kil off some hot pieces of a*s,

but the good kind of a*****e

who you don't mind running into

at the bar on occassion

and stirring up old s**t

over a pitcher or two,

but then never

want to see again.

a man who can frighten

with a couple tons of enginerred metal

or one lone scar.

back in the all or nothing days

when men were men

and women were easy

guys like this

made eastwood look so fine.

how i envy the man

who sat so relaxed

as hot italian a*s

straddled his c**k

to the rhythm of the coasters.

you know what,

in my book,

you're o.k.

 

Author's Note

i know i didn't do the subject justice