You forgot the Photograph 7

You forgot the Photograph 7

A Chapter by MohamedBencharef

you know sometimes when you check yourself in the mirror and you really want to make yourself look good ,but the legendary mountains and all the hills that you call them acne get in the way of your happiness . you will try to make them go away by exploding them but that makes it worse . in the end, it doesn't matter because they're  coming back . you know why ? because your skin is fucked . your bed is fucked , the p***y you're screwing is fucked . your d***o is fucked . the green s**t you drop in the toilet is fucked .and that means you are fucked .
ignore the last paragraph I wrote it to waste some space . it's time to get back to our story .so grab some popcorn , some condoms , some salt and let's continue the story .
so David and Stella were still talking and I believe the last word was David asking Stella about her well being .
'' I am doing good. Still trying to write new stuff what about you ?'' Stella said. 
'' you know how it is for people who lose their jobs. Some they try to kill themselves .some they take a job at the King's burger. I did nothing ''David replied .
'' you're a grown man. Life is about doing what you love ''.
'' well I love hurting people but I lost the right to do that long ago '' David is talking freely. Even though Stella is looking at him and thinking '' what's wrong with this guy ? Is he on something ''.
'' so is it little bit strange not getting recognized? '' David said. 
'' actually, two people knew who I am. One tried to grab my a*s . the second one walked passed me four times before he was able to talk but when he did he nearly fainted '' 
'' you mean Gail! '' David was surprised '' hey! Barbie legs! Come here ! '' David yelled. 
Gail got triggered and he saw something looked like a world war II Flashback . Like all the memories of getting his pants lit on fire and getting hanged on the campus pole from his crotch. All his high school memories came to his mind. And that all happened while walking towards David. 
'' hey diabet-Johnes ! Look what we've got here! It's Melissa's Dick ''David yelled. When Johnny had heard him he ran like the wind towards David. 
'' did you have to make this fuss ?'' Gail said 
'' I see you didn't change. you're still talking like a seven-year-old . We're really missed you ! '' David replied . 
'' hey ! isn't this Stella Aniston? '' Johnny is trying to keep himself cool. 
'' in the flesh. Now how's is it going, Gail ? We're hearing you're a big time scientist '' David said. 
'' well I just got a tea...... '' Gail was talking but Johnny interrupted him 
'' pardon my friend David for not introducing us. His addiction to jerking off is messing with his head . My name is Johnathan and this is... '' David slapped Johnny in the face. 
'' we are street boys! we don't say pardon! you call a brother ! my friend. Your father named you Johnny, not Johnathan ''David got angry 
'' you have to hit me in head !'' Johnny yelled while Stella started chuckling .
'' let the man talk . Back to you Gail . Something about a tea party? '' David said .
'' no tea. I meant they gave me a team and we're doing research and developing a new drug. It might make cancer a little bit less suffering .what did you do? '' Gail said it like he was bragging. 
'' I am doing her! '' David pointed at Emily. Stella opened her eyes wider towards Emily .
'' is it something you didn't see before Gail? '' Johnny said 
''come on guys. You're clearly making the girl uncomfortable '' Gail replied .
'' don't worry. I like to laugh too .stinky tampon! '' Emily is smiling.
David and Johnny started laughing. 
'' see! She even guessed one of your old nicknames . '' David said laughing ''don't take it seriously man. You know we love you even if we share a laugh about ya. You're doing a great service to the world '' David turned serious. 
'' well . thanks it's nice of you '' Gail smiled .
'' don't get used to it ! '' David erased the smile from Gail's face. 
'' so what about you guys? .I heard you quit college in your first year '' Gail said while looking at David .
'' I couldn't take the pressure of college so I joined the army with Johnny but both of us didn't last long '' 
'' yeah !college isn't for everyone '' Gail says with a sharp tone. 
'' waking up in class naked isn't for everyone either '' David replied. 
'' what ?how did you knew? '' 
'' back in days of college I had to take off the pressure somehow '' 
'' how did the two of you quit the Army? '' Stella asked 
'' David's spine got bend and I discovered that I have diabetes '' Johnny replied 
'' really. How did you discovered that you have diabetes? '' Gail asked 
'' yes. The question has been asked! '' David said. 
'' not this story again !'' Johnny said.


© 2016 MohamedBencharef


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I am a human who wishes he can admire more wonders . but the light in my eyes is fading and I'll drop all I can before I go for good . I walk by many names like Firo ,Moha , the idiot , dumb a*s , th.. more..

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