Are you still alive 5

what do you think about the story of the first chapter?

 David drove home with his a*s up on his head .

he entered the apartment and found Johnny lying on his couch .

'' the wife still mad at you '' David said.

'' she said that my words are disgusting more than the smell of my feet '' Johnny replied.

'' she said the same thing to me '' David went to take a coke from the fridge '' I knew I shouldn't give you that spare key '' David replied.

'' hard day at work '' Johnny said.

'' I went to a famous person's house '' David took a seat on his couch.

'' really !who? ''.

'' I'll give you a hint. She's short, blonde, beautiful and living with a terrible disease '' David opened his coke can.

'' you met Avril Lavigne!!!'' Johnny stood up and got excited.

'' who's Avril Lavigne? '' David replied.

'' a pop star '' Johnny felt less excited .

'' is Avril like April in French ?'' David asked .

'' maybe.So who did you meet ?'' Johnny replied .

'' why Avril? Why not Janvier or Fèvrier .''

'' move on before you say something stupid '' Jhonny said

''did her father got his a*s shaved in April '' David started drinking coke.

'' and it's too late '' Johnny said .

'' anyway I went to see Stella something '' David held his coke can with two hands.

'' Stella Aniston !that's cool man '' Jhonny got excited again.

'' that girl do know how to lie '' David said .

'' how did it go? '' Johnny asked .

'' well she gave me the clothes I am wearing now. She felt the need to help someone who doesn't need help. I think she's starting to rethink her lifestyle. What would it be? She might go wild and die sooner or she leave the spotlight and do other things with her power . since she doesn't know the world I bet that she's not going to do something important '' David replied .

'' wow! She did leave an impression on you '' Johnny said .

'' so how's your diabetes? '' David asked .

'' don't ask me that in the middle of different convention '' Johnny replied .

Some hours passed with them thinking about what type of expired milk they're going to send to Jimmie. They thought about cow milk then they said what about goat milk but in the end, they choose human milk. In the end of the evening, Johnny got a call .they have 176 situation in the King's burger .what's 176 situation? you ask, Someone made a hole in the a*s of King's burger statue and he's not letting go if you know what I mean.

But before Johnny left. David asked him '' how are you able to do it ?''.

Johnny was facing the exit door of the apartment '' do what? ''.

'' carry a gun after what happened '' David said .

'' you mean in our second tour. Well, I witnessed what happened but I wasn't a part of it. You were alone in it .I am sorry about that '' Johnny left the apartment.

It's about time to tell you the story of that tour but you know. I change my mind. let's just keep your eggs hanging.

David doesn't have any dreams and all he have is the need to touch himself from time to time. You know like you And he like his job because he's barely making an afford and money is dropping like s**t in his pocket. But this time, he felt something strange. Not like the time where he screamed John Sina in the middle of operation jerking off. He's starting to ask questions. The questions that make us crazy about this life and drive the suicidal thoughts away. And one of the questions is what is life?. What's the story behind everything ?. And most importantly why do we feel like we feel in some situations.

It's not everyone can question his existence and his life. I mean if you look in the mirror and admire your own a*s then my friend you have won the shallow contest.

Dreams are something can be found in every person. You took a look at yourself and you say what if I do that and be that. Some say '' what if I be the next Miley Cyrus .I'll lick everything ,from power tools to the a*s of a kangaroo''. Others have big dreams that have the goal of changing his life including others .and don't say'' when I had started listening to Miley Cyrus, my life changed '' because for god sake when someone mention her. the thought of you cutting off your junk and use it as a rope to hang yourself will spin all over your head.

Art is a beautiful thing and David is about to explore the art of writing. The words that live in your head and make us feel the life of others and I am not talking about writing crappy articles. There's 40% of wrong articles and 60% of articles that tell you how you have to think and 75% of people will believe everything they read if what they read include random % numbers.

Mr. David woke up with an energy of a horse . So he went to his desk after getting cleaned and started to write the interview.

After a while. ''ring ring '' the phone is ringing.

'' hello boss ''David answered.

'' you have to bring me the interview in writing and don't miss any good details. You know what just bring me the audio of the interview and I'll do it '' the boss said.

David took a look around with his eyes in his room then he realized that he didn't bring it home.

'' you know what .Let me do this on my own ''David said .

'' no! This interview is too important for the firm . We have to do it probably '' .

'' yeah !about that! I don't think it's gonna happen '' David said .

'' what do you mean? You lost the tape !'' the boss yelled .

'' kinda. But I still remember how the interview went ''.

'' get your a*s in here fast '' .

David got scared. He's in big trouble. So he went fast with his scooter and not far from his home. He saw Stella. He's driving towards her. She was wearing a coat and sunglasses so no one will recognize her .

she's Walking towards David and yelling '' hey you! Yesterday! you forget your...! ''David hit her with his scooter.

When he had stopped. She was rolling in front of him. '' are you still alive ?'' David yelled.

'' yeah '' Stella said painfully. while she was trying to stand up .

''you forget your....! '' David hit her again with his scooter but this time, he kept driving .

He was driving too fast. He couldn't care about anything. Even if he saw a flying human fish who use her a*s as a jet pack and he wouldn't care. He's going to lose his job if he doesn't pull this off.

David was thinking that he's not losing his job and he's just gonna take some s**t talk then everything will go back to normal. seriously if she wanted to fire him she was able to do it over the phone .

When he had reached his boss's office. He opened the door slowly. 

'' you're fired '' the boss said before David entered the room and without moving her eyes from the computer screen.

'' sorry !wrong room '' David replied then he closed the door.

'' what the hell just happened? '' Dave thought to himself.

'' why didn't you just fire me from the phone? You made me come all the way here .I am pretty sure I hit a woman with my motorcycle .twice! '' David opened the door and said.

'' oh. You think a scooter is a motorcycle '' the boss replied with pity '' like in the old ages. When a warrior beheads someone. He looks him in the eyes and do it ''.

'' but your eyes didn't leave the computer screen ''.

'' security! '' the boss yelled.

David left before anyone came.

How did that happen ? The man lost his job. It's a shame because I was going to choose a cool name for the firm and now I don't have to and the nameless boss too. Well, the boss I couldn't find a good name for her. Maybe it's the reason Dave lost the job. Spoiler alert ''he's not going back '' .

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