The Evergrowing Loving Machine

I should have named this what it is " The Evergrowing Brain Fart" LOL.

I stood a bit too close to the grinding machine .
In a meat plant 5 years ago .
I lost Mr. Happy and his 2 best friends .
And Lord , that hurt me so .
   But , I found a Doctor into cyborgized things .
   He said " I can make up for your loss .
   But the surgery is totally experimental .
   But we can bill it all to your boss .... "
      Now I've got an ever growing loving machine .
      It's the perfect toy and every girl's dream .
      The ladies scream my name when they learn what I mean .
      I've got an ever growing loving machine .....
I've got a cyborg weiner that'll size to my will .
It can be short or big and long .
I keep it in use and I oil it up .
So that nothin' can ever go wrong .
   I remember well , the first time I ever used it .
   And the sensation amplifier was on .
   That poor little lady flew right through the ceiling .
   And into orbit and gone ....
      Now I've got an ever growing loving machine .
      It's the perfect toy and every girl's dream .
      The ladies scream my name when they learn what I mean .
      I've got an ever growing loving machine .....
I impress every woman as it does my push ups .
At the trail down by the beach .
I tell 'em " watch out Girls !!!! Go out long !!!!
Beleive me it will reach .... "
   It kinda' freaks me out when they all wanna touch it .
   And they don't send me back to the farm .
   They take me by the hand and tackle me down .
   And jump me in the barn ....
      Because , I've got an ever growing loving machine .
      It's the perfect toy and every girl's dream .
      It beats everything of every man that they've ever seen .
      I've got the ever growing loving machine ....
      Yeah , the ever growing loving machine ....

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