....Oh, Canada.

Not so much a story as it is a funny little blurp.

List of things to do in Canada:

1. Get so lost that even the GPS system doesn't know where you are......check
2. Get stuck in traffic for a total of three hours, 5 miles away from you destination.......check
3. Not watch Canadian TV.......check
4. Go to two haunted houses with the death-metal Pete & Pete.......check
5. Walk around an underground city.......check
6. Have lunch with Canadian Hagrid.......check
7. Be asked for drugs an aging hippie.......check
8. Tripple decker train.......check
9. Tim Hortons and Cracker Barrel.......check
10. Form a hatred for an entire country and people.......check

......All in all, awesome trip.

Reviews

[fictionwriter]

hahahahahaha all those things sound like a lot of fun but what about listen to Moxy Fruvous