Ogres Leprechauns and Buckets

A collection of Limericks

I guess it’s the end for you

When the ogre creates his stew

A flick of the wrist

A quick neck twist

And you’ll be delicious too

 

It’s the end of the rainbow for me

You wouldn’t say I’m very lucky

Lost my gold

Tryin’ to be bold

Trying to make a new start you see?

There once was a man from Nantucket

He said "If it moves, I shall f**k it"

He put on a smile

and said "oh its been a while!"

As a round the corner rolled a bucket

The doctor explained to his peer

Oh its worse than I fear!

I thought it was a cold

or maybe some mold

but it seems you've caught stupid my dear

Reviews

[Matthew Smith]

Lol. Very comical stuff. "There once was a man from Nantucket/He said 'if it movies, I shall f**k it"--I had a laugh.

A nice bit of vulgar humor. Not to be taken seriously, which is obvious.