B***h Fucked Up My Order

Ketchup, mayo,

Pickles, onions

French fries, soda

(Not Diet Cola)

Now my burger feels complete

And now it's time to f*****g eat

Gotta munch this good stuff down

...Turn that smile into a frown

What the hell am I eating?

Stuff tastes like bugs and glue

Cooks think they'll f**k around

I'll eat your motherfucking shoe!

Take that anger down with me

To the river flowing brown

Fight a fire with a semi

And break their dying walls down

God!

Why'd you forsake me?

Whatever did I do 

To deserve this s**t?

I'm unsatified, sir

I said custom, sir

Not wrapped in cellophane

And microwaved on toast

I'm gonna bring my lawyer

Mr. Tom Hanks Sawyer

In the end you'll regret

Having skipped the foyer

I ain't a joking clown

You smug wannabe f****r

I'll take your crown

And be the Lord of the S****y Burger

You could've taken some time

If only for a dime

But now it's too late

You won't live this time

I'll sue yourselves

And I'll sue your elves

And I'll sue your kids

And I'll sue your zits

And I'll sue your wife

And I'll sue your knife

And I'll sue your eyes

With some sharpened ice

I might not have the money

But don't think I won't

A man of my position

Honors his deep, cold derision

Reviews

[BiroPen]

very funny well done