Never Forget To Bring Your Swagger

Onion.

Nice word to start it off

Don't you think?

Once more on the plateau

Got my dagger

My swagger

And...

There's two people

Walking down the grassy hill

From the barn

There's a man in a suit

And this woman's got pigtails

Who should I trust?

Three, four, five in a lemon

And I have to scratch it?!

Verily

So, where are they going?

Looks like another rainforest

Down the road

Ok, well,

They just disappeared

So let's focus on the belemic polar bear

Just below me

He said its name is Bob

But I know he's lying

With six, black, furry arns like that?!

In a quiffle, I'll reduce him to rubble

No

Better yet,

Stubble

And so I did

To this day, I still own a small statue

Made from his stubble

Resembling a baby goose

Anyhow,

I learned a valuable lesson that day:

"Never forget to bring your swagger."