Vice And Advice

Squid sickness

Got the thickness

Spread like butter

Foul like a gutter

Not leaking like a cutter

Closed and covered like a shutter

A beaver builds when it can

Though it never gets a tan

There's always a fan that spins

There's always a man that sins

There's always a note that dins

There's always a fish with fins

So stop voting like a politician

We're all on a secret mission

Whether it be cooking in the kitchen

Or experimenting with nuclear fission

Try drinking ocean water

And respect the common potter

They're here to give us beer steins

So drink responsibly

And heed the red signs