Quoth The Sandman

Could I be any more passively loathing?

Time is like a sushi box

And a riddle is like a gnome having a heart attack

We are all boar hunters

Death is treachery

A duck is like an old shoe

And being broke is just another way of saying good-bye

A swan song is like a golden tie

At dark, palm trees sigh

Duty comes from the left eye

And a toilet flushes each time someone dies

Antlers are shed in winter

Water parks are portals

Believe and be conquered

And ravens serve the moon

Astrology is a showcase

Rotten roses mean good luck

A broken doorknob is like a chapped lip

And never shake hands with an ant

Good day, and good night

But do not quote the Sandman