Today Is A Lime-Green Day

I will blow my bear whistle

Stick it in a thistle

Shoot twice, throw dice

And leave my umbrella outside

'Cause today is a lime-green day

Quit your job and triple your pay

Break your lawn-mower and dilate your pupils

We are all octopi

Here is my lullaby

That is, my alibi

Bringing you back

But you never would

Hooked on casinos and beaners

But I don't mind

I got my own stilettos

Leave your kids in a ninety-degree car

Hitch a stitch in time

And don't forget to squeeze a lime

...'cause today is a lime-green day