Can't We All Just Get A Bong?

"Pardon me, deary, but why are you crying?"

"They stole it from us!

They stole our precious!"

"Here, deary, hit this."

And so Deary did

And from that moment

Deary went off to catch a fish

And sing about it

"My kind sir, why are you grovelling

At this degenerate waste disposal unit?"

"My bird is dead!

And it's all my fault.

Lettin' that pirate babysit and all."

"My kind sir,

Take a hit."

And so he did

And from that moment

He pulled out a violin

And flitted a little ditty about ol' Crow

"Your Infernal Majesty,

Why are you sobbing

Upon this lake of fire?"

"The trees!

O, the trees!

They themselves were screaming

At my ghastly countenance."

"My Infernal King,

Take a hit."

And so He did

And from that moment

He ascended once more

Into heavenly reunion