Blade Brother

Get out of my kitchen

This is the blade brother

Skitchin' your ride

Like I'm ridin' the tide

Take-out steak for the overeaters

Bless me, I'm not stayin' for dinner

Get hooked on somethin' you never wanted

It's yours, it's mine 

But it's gone half the time

There's a two-ton funeral scheduled for Tuesday

I'm gonna bring a brick and tons of sticks

Break his face and burn 'em up

Make sure they know what's up

Not tryin' to lie

But I cast my anchor off-shore

Landed on a dime and declared war

The Indians and nunchuks came blazin' too quickly

So I found a mime and named him Weasly

Didn't want 'em to get sleezy

With me

Stay a little while

You might get to know me

If you get close, don't take too much

'Cause you don't wanna owe me

Or row me

Through a black river under darkened lagoons

Like a gruesome river Styx 

But with faint swansong swoons

Grotesque soirees in the haunted steeple

Rockin' shadow music

And dancin' like zombies

Blazin' down the speedline in a Boeing

Too soon, the maids are still mowing!

I wouldn't speak Spanish

Or they'd all get banished

Don't tell me I'm closeminded

Compared to me,

You're pathologically blinded

I'm a space dome with no roof

Test me, I got proof