When This Becomes That

Chance!

No longer looking upon

Spouting or spitting

Dashing or dancing

Oh no!

It's here and it's queer

Pedal to the metal

And it's ready to get it on

Like Donkey Kong

There's no boat to sail this moat

This is your tainted sewage system called hysteria

And the rats and cow bells ring-a-ling-ding in it

We always told you 

It wouldn't be easy

We tried to warn you

This is where the real fun begins

The end and the nightmare

And the travesty 

And the apocalytic death adventure!

I am your tour guide to the dooms and shrooms

There is no time to waste

Dare you, take my place

And take these safes!

Stick it ready, 'cause this will hurt

Brace yourself for full dynamic overload

This shall become that