A Surreal Stilleto

Leave this to me

I'm the one in charge

You know that should be plastic

These coroded rooms are fantastic!

When was the last time you saw a dying worm?

They wouldn't let me in Disneyland

Let alone build castles out of sand

This tape isn't strong enough to keep this flag up

I took it for a reason

Chill, it's not high treason

The xerox scan is scheduled for Tuesday

So bring a mallet and a guitar pick

Enable me to jigsaw this vein!

It's following in your footsteps

Straight from the sea and the blamed arrows

Now is the time for you to give up

Frustrating, maybe

But teeming with excitement

This hollow stitching deserves more than this

Would it be alright if I ignited the secondary core?

Blast! You twitched the wrong switch!

Now we're stuck here forever

And, as a floating head would most definately say,

Upon this bridge there lies a silhouette

Can you tell me which one is yellow and intelligent?

I'm starting to lose my bucket

I could only chug it

But then again, who wouldn't?

On a dark, sunny, stiff afterevening?

I could only quiver

In such a present, raining scatter

Post-It Note this on your window:

We see everything, and we'll be there, always

We guide you miticulously, and swiftly

Just keep thinking it's "Me"

Giant floating eggs in lava!

I can't stay here any longer

These insidious beasts are driving me nuts!

Please don't forget to turn it off when you're done