Satan's Daily Activities

One fine, fiery morning

Dear Lucifer awakened

He lamented shortly 

On his strange dream

Where the trees had seen him

And let out a scream

He stretched his red legs

Downed a few kegs

Went down to the lake

And almost drowned

Paymon and Shax

Met up with him later

To go to New York

And beat up a skater

With Azazel and Zagan

They found many men wearing bowlers

Changed them all pagan

And gave them guns and magic powers

In the evening, with Paymon and Pyro

He flew to the east

And wreaked havoc in Cairo

Mephistopheles followed him

From the school to the church choir

And laughed as he watched him

Set them all afire

And so Satan returned

To his humble abode

Down by the river Styx

Where the sun's never shone

He had tea with Ivan

Roast mutton with Attila

Shot darts with Stalin

And rapped with Hitla'

Later, there was a show

Down there in Pandemonium

Dimmu Borgir was visiting

And played their Sympozium

After some thrashing and bashing

And churning and burning

The Devil lay down once more

On his inflatable water bed

To dream of happy things

Of war and pain galore

Reviews

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

I know that this may or may not have a serious message of religious difference but I must say I laughed the entire way through, your sense of rhyme is perfect and the flow leads the reader by the hand from start to finish, clever and perfect, well done a great read!!