Victory Song

When you came back home

After a hundred hour drive

And noises of the concert

Are still ringing in your ear

It's still very dark

And you have to hug your aunt

You don't know her very well

But you don't really care

'Cause you made it

And now you can sit down

Your legs were nearly broken

And you forgot the town

Delirium

Spacial delirium

Post-haste red serum

I see the window's blinds

And the arrows in their hinds

A dark man beside me

And his name is Timbuktu

Roast an eagle with me, friend

It's time to fill with smirk and dread

I have a story to tell

Of a mountain in a shell

A nutshell, or a seashell

I can't remember

But, I do know

That there were lots of people

Shaking hands and smelling sands

But I didn't know

Who they were

Or what they did

But not to me

As you can see

Sipping tea on the borderline

Basking air and Freddy's mine

If only I could

Rip an arm off a bear

I'd swear!

And wrap it for you

But from that mine

I stole a dime

And a soccer ball

With spotted holes

Still I bounce it

And I'll know it

As the one

From the FIFA Cup

Where my country lost

The one with three colors

The black then gold then red

'Twas Spain!

That locked it away

And made a proud land cry

But I atleast I still got Norway

A country barely hear-say

But still I love it

For the language is like chocolate

So smooth and divine

'Cept the mountains

The pretty ice-capped mountains

Far away and in despair

I upped my chest and faced the air

And my nostrils froze

I do believe Slim Shady's there

Også, I'll make sure to bring my mic

And of the Beatles' Mr. Kite

For fear he might strike

And leave me there to die

I returned

Giant eagles had me in their claws

When they dropped me off

At Gandalf's house

And I was lost and strung-out

And I seemed to have a burning desire

For coal

But he didn't know

But it doesn't really matter

'Cause nothing really matters

Where you're left all alone

But I came back

From a mountain far away

A truth they say

May be muddled in garlic

But I will say

I put it only

In my macoroni

So it tastes a little different

...So very different

But it's only hear-say