a can of whop a*s

Come home from work,

tracked in some grass,

yeah ,

she jumped on my a*s

Went in the bathroom,

a place to hide,

i prayed and prayed

then i cried

came out of the bath

mean and strong

coal kocked that b***h

but i soon learned that was wrong

she beat my a*s

she run me off

went to the bar

got a reds apple ale

poured down three

before i went to jail

met two bullies in the cell

smacked one in the mouth

kicked the other in his balls

needless to say

i`m wearing orange over halls

Finally, got out on bail,

don`t never want to go back to that jail

moral of this story should  be clear,

be careful when drinking beer

don`t come home

and coal kock her a*s

don`t drink no ale

don`t track in no grass...

Reviews

[BlackRose]

Came across you. Enjoyed reading this comical piece. Sometimes we don't always follow the right and wrong rule. But those choices or choice may determine our outcome.

[midniterider]

thank you,not on very often

[BlackRose]

You're welcome. I come on once in awhile too. A bit less than I have in the beginning. Hope you enjoy being on here.

[BlackRose]

Please check out some of my pieces when you get the chance. Hope you enjoy any of them.

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

great read enjoyed this thanks and good luck

[midniterider]

sorry i missed this,,thank you

[Onlyme]

Situation and choice we make are not always good ones. But we live and learn. Interesting poem.

[midniterider]

thank you dawn

[midniterider]

thank you,and you`re right

[‘Thoughts In Time..]

Choices make us land up in places we do- sometimes things happen to make us learn and think but if we know wrong surely we need to choose right- we live we learn- well hopefully🌹

[midniterider]

glad you liked it kelly

[‘Thoughts In Time’🌹]

Yes I did🌹

[midniterider]

me to ....................