man bites dogA Story by midniterider
when i was about 6 months old
my momma put me in a box and set me on the counter somehow the box fell over and i fell to the floor on my head well i weighed about 50 pounds so she said i bounced about three times like a ball well the dog thought i was a ball so he ran over and grabbed me up and ran outside with me,my momma frantic she got the broom and ran after the dog,she finally got to the dog and grabbed me from his mouth he was digging a hole to bury me in.she got to me just in time.. when i got bigger the dog bit me,i got very mad and i grabbed the dog up and i bit the hell out of the dog,it started to yelp very loud my aunt and grand ma came out the door to check on the dog they looked mighty funny when they saw me biting his a*s,he never bit me again... most of this story is true
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1 Review Added on October 20, 2017 Last Updated on October 20, 2017 Authormidniteriderlittle egypt, MIAboutwhen you figure it out ! let me know i am here to read,not posting here,i am on wordpress more..Writing
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