Some LimericksA Poem by Midnight DreamsAn ancient ritual that exists for ages is that of Naming a Baby,
January this year, Naveen and Vidya expected a Girl Baby, Name had to be unique, Name had to have both Mom n Dads, The baby girl opened her eyes to a name called Nivea. Adam Smith was invited to an Indian wedding in Maharaja Hall, A Smile on a face is hazardous to a make up done at parlor and all, A parlor charges Rs. 10000 for additional value, A smile people say increases a face value, Adam Smith scoffed and said, “Doesn’t make economic sense at all.” Marriage shopping is some work that requires huge amount of cash and concentration, A bride has to make long trips to Shopping Malls and Jewelers destination, A dress is a dress which weighs some 50 kilograms, And five hours to ‘Make Up’ for some loss, With all that effort and time spent, the bride managed to look like a calendar. A pious lady went to a temple on a daily basis, She hoped to please Lord Shiva with this practice, The Lord one day decided to oblige her, And went to the temple in full attire, Due to a sudden shock the lady died of a cardiac collapse. This was a matter of serious concern and grave thought, The students of MBA disappeared from class to sit on Orkut, It was decided to ban the site, And to expel immediately the unrelenting trite, A notice of the same notion was scrapped to all on Orkut. I had a boss and her name was Dr. Sycophancy, She had a weakness for a certain Mrs. Diplomacy, They went on a Honeymoon, To a place called Blue Moon, The company behind them yesterday passed away. There was an old Lady who lived in a tree, She lived there happily and peacefully, Until one day when with an axe, She crashed her own tree down to earth, She had seen an Ekta Kapoor serial on Tv. I happened to see photographs of some high school friends yesterday. Familiar eyes got buried under cheeks that were chubby, All of them had acquired, Quite a similar round round shape, That’s when I realized, World is suffering from an epidemic called obesity. © 2010 Midnight Dreams |
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