A day at the Fieldays

A descrpition of a day at the fieldays (rural event) using typical kiwi slang and other sayings and words :)

G’day mate! Kia Ora! Don’t mind the mud!

This way! Whata Dagg! Sauce with that, bub?

Over here! Cowpats! She’s a beaut one!

Whata cracker! Free stuff! Here comes the sun!

Phew! Whata stink! See you at lunch!

She’ll be right! Primo! Damn credit crunch!

Bobs your uncle! Hot dogs! Catch ya later, son!

Nice to meet ya! Tiptop! Have a good one!

Truck n trailer! Donuts! How much for that?

Split it! Thermals! Then it went splat!

Where are we now!? This is huge! I can’t see!

Stick with me now and we’ll be home time for tea

Sorry! Scuse Me! Can I get through there!

Pig can fly!? Bugger that! Is that a grey hair?

What’s new? Look at that! How bigs your herd?

Is that the time? Catch ya later! Is my vision blurred!?

Is this the way? Over here? I can’t find my Ute!

Traffics bad! Heading home! It’s been a beaut!

 

Author's Note

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