the namer of namesA Poem by fredinspired by and dedicated to DR. WOODThe namer of names
Brian Bactrian met Deidre Dromedary on a sizzling summer singles holiday At a hotel for star crossed lovers owned by the Capulet brothers He adored her face so flawlessly triangular Her silky eyelashes were a perfect perpendicular And when they kissed with their swollen split lips She flushed and fluttered all six eyelids. They spent every day romancing And every night they went sand dancing She said” oh! Brian you’re such a great dancer” And he replied…. “you are too .two toes for each foot is the answer.” He said “let us live together forever Grow old and masticate cud together.” She said “my dad will never agree He hates the Gobi you see Says the Sahara is better It’s a little bit wetter And anyway it’s nearer the sea.” “Elope with me you’ll never worry I live on inherited money My papa once followed a star With some bloke called Balthazar? Now his pictures on every Christmas card printed They can stick their myrrh and their gold I get a cut from every card sold Which means my dear that I’m minted.” Next day in a private hire car took the silk road to Zanzibar Where they were wed with rings of silver by a runcible cat In a panama hat And a grin like the mouth of a river. A Zoroastrian priest ordained a moveable feast Which was magical and exceedingly clever Because although in an hour the meal would be over The feast would stay with them forever They dined on ginger nut roast Ate cinnamon toast and olives stuffed with cloves Followed by coriander pies With a nutmeg surprise And crusty black pepper loaves I think you can see where I’m going It’s not called a spice island for nothing. And when the cat said “what more can I bring you” They looked him straight in the eye And without hesitation continued “we’ll have some thornberry pie” Oh! they’d hit him with the DESERT menu! that night on the edge of the sand they glanced at the light of the moon camels cannot walk hand in hand so they just sat… swooning in dunes But luckily that’s their favourite positionary It’s all they’ve got it’s their missionary I can see by the look on your face That you want to cut to the chase Get to the point of this story Before it gets too boring But this delay has a reason because this is a pregnant pause A mere thirteen months later she was 80 lbs lighter She swore at Brian and even cursed that nice doctor But when she set eyes on her child She just smiled and smiled and smiled!! when a voice from the back(it was the runcible cat) made an outrageous claim “Listen to me everyone for I am the namer of names And sometimes my job is not easy Sometimes my job is quite hard Is he a Dave or a Percy When is a giraffe a camleopard About this child there’ll be no controversy Just count the humps on his back, His name just has to be Humphrey. And that is that” And it was © 2013 fredReviews
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3 Reviews Added on February 17, 2013 Last Updated on February 17, 2013 Authorfrednorthampton, United KingdomAboutHi, I came here to read other writers aiming to be inspired,( I can write in short bursts but the periods of hiatus are long) and I’m aiming high, perhaps too high. At the greatest quatrain ever.. more..Writing
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