7 1/2 Shoe Size

A Poem by Michelle Gent

loose lips sink ships

7 1/2 Shoe Size-

Foot in mouth syndrome plagues me
A case of athlete's mouth is straining
Need an uncomfortable situation call me

I'll write it on my shoe
and insert it in my mouth
Gum on the bottom of my shoe
No problem I'll just chew

There's more than enough room
In my mouth, free vacancy for loons
And a coo-coo's nest too!

Droppings not a problem
They're right at home
With the rest of the s**t that come's out
Of my mouth

A size 7 1/2 shoe the perfect fit
Sign says insert quarter and place
Inappropriate comments here
Lift lever insert shoe, presto!