The Anti Valentine

A Poem by Michelle Gent

Yes there are people out there who are "perish the thought!" disbelievers L.O.L.

The Anti Valentine-

Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Is what I'm hearing
What's really being said is:

Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card company's
To generate revenues for their business, by capitalizing on emotions

That's my husband Husbeno Valentino, Woo me baby!
Just what every girl wants to hear
Oooh baby, baby I'm so hot! Please tell me more

Regardless....
Couples all to often become comfortable
Taking significant other for granted
Rarely ever uttering the phrase, " I love you!"

So if a silly, fun loving holiday comes around
for a little reminder, what's the harm
Encouraging love, appreciation, affection
I'm all for it, sign me up!

So pucker up septic skeptic
You married a hopeless romantic
Who refuses to believe you're hopeless
I'll bring you over to the lighter side

Especially since I know of your fondness
for a wife in lingerie
A part of our holiday ritual you're partial to

So you had better be on the lookout
For a diaper clad archer, he'll be aiming your way
I also predict sentiment and cuddling in your near future
So buckle up butter cup, You're in for a bumpy ride!

So there, Happy Valentines Day D****t!
I Love You!!!!!!!!!!

© 2015 Michelle Gent

Author's Note

no you don't have to correct spelling

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Reviews

Jamestown

This was so fun to read, I was giggling the whole time and again the
second time around, thanks for sharing and b-blessed,PTL!

Posted 9 Years Ago

9 Years Ago

Thank you so much Jamestown. I'm glad you enjoyed. Blessings your way as well.

ANTO

This is adorable Michelle - so much wit (an aphrodisiac all its own) - I loved the playful sarcasm and the obvious devotion throughout. He's a lucky guy :))

Posted 9 Years Ago

9 Years Ago

Thank you so much Anvo for such a lovely critic. And for taking the time to write. Very insightful a.. read more

Michelle Gent

Thank you so much Dale I really appreciate the feedback.And thank you for taking the time to write.

Posted 9 Years Ago

Confuser

Oh my Michelle, quite a fun adventure and I totally agree! You hit a lot of people right between the eyes with cupid's arrow and good for you! I like the way you write. Clever. Thank you & Happy Valentines Day to one & all! Bravo! Dale