Astronomical Nuisance

A Poem by Michelle Gent

A parody on gaining weight and increasing booty.

Astronomical Nuisance-

My a*s is taking over the universe
It just blew out the seam
On another pair of pants
Pants doing nothing to deserve it

Slacks providing warmth and modesty
When blubber landslide took-em-out!
Just like that, as if it were nothing
Watch out! You could be next
It's every man, woman, child for themselves

This could get ugly!....

Voluptuous housing placed on a fault line
This nonsensical accident could've been prevented
Yet it's an epidemic widely spreading

Do they make pregnancy pants specifically for the a*s?
Well they should, this is no laughing matter!
With a derriere like this on the loose
Who knows what could happen?

Chairs and desks toppled over
Entire villages trampled on
A stampede of buffalo butts running a-muck
chaos and mass hysteria all abound

The only hope helicopters with drop nets
To capture these out of control beasts
Air lifting them out to sea

No one could foresee the destruction
This would create
Causing a massive tsunami
Ravishing a whole city and shoreline

Centuries after the fact
Historians unknowingly dig up
An ancient artifact, thought to be a dinosaur
With lack of a better name, they called it
Gluteus Maximus Tyrannosaurus Rex

- The End!-