NIMO PRATTA Stage Play by Mia SparrowNimo Pratt, non-descript with salt and pepper hair, Sabine Gallows, long-haired brunette, busty waitress.
At a café in Alphabet City. Pratt is sitting at an outdoor table.
Waitress. Leans over the table, swallowing Pratt’s face in her ample cleavage.
Coffee?
Pratt (Clears his throat and removes his spectacles. Wipes them with his shirt.)
No, thank you. I’ll have an herbal tea and a 7-up.
Waitress Well, that’s a first. You’re not a New Yorker are you? Let me see if we have any of this herbal tea.
Pratt
Thank you.
Exit waitress.
Sabine
Excuse me. Are you Dr. Nimo Pratt, the zoophytoplanktonologist from Woods Hole, Rhode Island?
Pratt. ( Hyperventilates and uses his inhaler. Unaccustomed to being accosted by women. Gets into a fit of sneezing.)
Sorry. It’s my allergies, you see.
Sabine
I’m Sabine Gallows. I attended your symposium on the coccoliphorid at NYU. Congratulations on winning the Nobel Prize for Marine Biology last year.
Pratt (blushing)
Thank you.
Sabine
Are you teaching in the city, Professor?
Pratt
Actually, I am taking a respite before taking a position in New Zealand this fall.
Sabine
That’s wonderful!
Pratt
Would you like to join me?
Sabine
Okay. I have a couple minutes before class.
Enter waitress. Puts down a small kettle, a cup on a saucer, and a can of 7-up with a glass filled with ice.
Waitress
Coffee?
Sabine
Please. I’ll have a buttered bagel, too.
Waitress
Gotcha.
Sabine
Well, isn’t she the little Busty Mcfreckles?
Pratt
Yuh. Yuh.
Sabine
It was an amazing talk you gave on the coccolophorid. Finding the correlation between the lower salmon counts and the deaths of surface feeding sea birds is incredible.
Pratt
I’ve been following them lately and they actually are changing the currents of the Bering Sea a new shadeof blue from a natural deep blue to a shimmering aquamarine in a matter of weeks.
Sabine
Wow. It’ll look like the Caribbean out there. Oh my god, I have to get to class. Listen, Professor, if you’re not doing anything tonight I’d like to invite you to my fiance’s restaurant. It’s opening night.
Pratt
Sure. Sure. That sounds just fine, Sabine.
Sabine
Great. It’s called Sammael’s Seafood Restaurant in Helll’s Kitchen. Be there by six-thirty.
Pratt
Okay, Sabine. Thank you.
Pratt, Sabine, Finch, host. At the restaurant.
Pratt approaches the host.
Pratt
Hello. I’m here to see Sabine.
Host
Ah, yes. She is expecting you. Follow me. (leads him to a table in the back).
Sabine
Professor. I’m so glad you could come. This is my fiancé, Sam.
Finch
(shakes Pratt’s hand) . Nimo. Nimo Pratt from Falsmouth?
Pratt
Yes.
Finch
It’s me, Sammy Finch, from Holy Stigmata. Boy, you haven’t changed a bit, Nimo Pratt. When Sabine told me about you, I thought your name sounded familiar. Then it hit me. I hear you won the Nobel Prize. That’s great. Congratulations. You always were a nerd.
Pratt
Thanks, Finch.
Finch
Let’s make a toast. Here’s to a Nobel Laureate and childhood friends. Why don’t we step into my office so we could catch up on old times. (They repair to his office).
Finch
Have a seat, Pratt. Would you like a cigar?
Pratt
No, thank you. I am allergic.
Finch
You
probably just think of me as that kid who bullied you in school. That’s just how kids are. You know how it goes. That’s all in the past now. Nobody really has any friends in this
world. The only thing a man can be sure
about is his enemies. You and I, we’ve
never seen eye to eye as children. I
always did like you Pratt. Pratt
Sure.
Finch
What I’m trying to say is that although we may not be friends, we’re certainly not enemies, you and I. Do you remember the last time we saw each other, Pratt?
Pratt
The playground.
Finch
We were at Buzzard’s Bay. Jimmy Cho was there too. You remember Jimmy Cho, don’t you?
Pratt
I…I…I can’t seem to remember.
Finch
Of course you do. He’s dead now. He died that day. You and I were the only ones there. Do you remember now, Pratt?
Pratt
I’m not sure.
Finch
We both know what happened to him, Pratt. It was you. I saw it happen. I was right there. We both know it was you. I can understand your silence. You threw a rock at his head and killed him.
Pratt
(begins to hyperventilate and has a panic attack. He takes out his inhaler and draws in the metallic air.)
Finch
Pratt, are you okay?
Pratt
I’m just fine. (in a fit of coughing. Sam brings him a glass of water).
Finch
You know, I don’t believe there are any statutes of limitations on murder. You have nothing to say? It was a nice day in August. I remember because the next day my family moved to New York. I never breathed a word of it to anyone. I was traumatized. Jimmy Cho was my best friend. I pushed that down for many years until I hear Sabine say that she met the infamous Nimo Pratt. (sips his brandy.) But that’s all in the past, right? Listen, this conversation is between us. No one has to know the truth.
Pratt
It wasn’t murder! It was an accident. He hit his head on a big rock when he fell.
Finch
No one is saying it is, Pratt. How about we help each other out? I need someone I could trust to do me a favor.
Pratt
What is it?
Finch
I need you to kill Sabine.
Sammy Finch, Nimo Pratt, Jimmy Cho at eleven years old. Buzzard’s Bay. Sammy and Jimmy are smoking a cigarette. Nimo rides up on his bike.
Finch
What are you doing here, wuss? This is our territory.
Pratt
This is a public park. I can come here if I want to.
Jimmy Cho
You have to pay to play here. Give us two dollars and you can stay.
Pratt
I don’t have two dollars.
Finch
Then get the hell outta here, punk.
Pratt
I’m staying. You can’t make me do anything. Not today.
Jimmy Cho
Oh, yeah? (picks up rocks and starts throwing them at Pratt. Finch follows suit.)
Pratt gets off his bike and starts pelting them with rocks as well. He got Jimmy Cho in the head with a large rock and he goes down. When he falls he hits his head on a jutting rock.
Finch
Now look what you did Nimo. You made his head bleed. Jimmy? Jimmy? Are you okay? (Jimmy lies there with his eyes open, unresponsive. Finch gives him a little kick to prod him, but he remained still.) He’s dead. You just killed Jimmy Cho. (he gets on his bike and rides off as fast as he could.)
Pratt just stares at Jimmy Cho with his eyes glazed over. He couldn’t stop staring at the dead body. He got on his bike and rode away without looking back.
Pratt, Finch at the restaurant two days later around lunchtime when it is closed.
Finch
So, Pratt, did you enjoy your lunch?
Pratt
Yes. It was just fine. Thank you.
Finch
What about the wine. Did you like the wine?
Pratt
It’s fine.
Finch
I personally know the owners of that vineyard. What type of wine do you prefer.
Pratt
I once had some Manischewitz at my cousin’s Bar Mitzvah.
Finch
(laughs.) That’s classic, Pratt. Now let’s get down to business. About the job. You’ll have to do it Thursday night. She usually stays in all night.
Pratt
What if I refuse?
Finch
Well, then. I may take Sabine out to Cape Cod for the weekend. Maybe drop in on Sully. Ask him if there are any cold cases. You remember him, right? Edward Sullivan? He was in my grade. We still keep in touch. He’s the chief of police in Falsmouth. Think about it, Pratt. Think about your Nobel Prize.
Pratt
What do you want me to do?
Finch
I’m glad we’re on the same page. Here’s how it’s going to go down. Like I said, Sabine stays in on Thursday nights. I am giving you a copy of my key. You let yourself in at one a.m. She’s in bed by then. She takes a sleeping pill so she’ll be out. You go in there, to the left is my study. I will leave a gun in the top drawer of my desk, and you shoot her with it. Make it look like a break-in. You mess up the lock after. Take the gun with you and get rid of it. See? Quick, fast, and easy. (His cell phone rings). Excuse me, Pratt, I’ve got to take this. (Walks into the kitchen.)
Pratt sees this as an opportunity to pour the poison into his wine. He had gone to his lab in Woods Hole to retrieve the tetrodoxin and the antidote in case something went wrong the other day. It causes blindness, paralysis and death within hours. The best part was that it is undetectable. Takes out the vial and pours it into Finch’s wine glass. In a few minutes Finch comes out carrying a carafe of coffee. Pours each of them a cup.
Enter Sabine.
Sabine
Professor. So nice to see you. Did you enjoy Sam’s cooking?
Pratt
It was just fine.
Sabine
Good. (Lifts up Finch’s wine glass and drinks from it.)
Pratt immediately has a panic attack.
Sabine
Your inhaler!
Pratt takes it out and sucks deeply on it. Has a drink of water and calms down in a few minutes.
Sabine
I’m going back to the apartment now. I have papers to grade. What time will you be home tonight, honey?
Finch
I’ll be home early. Eve’s closing tonight.
Sabine
It was nice to see you again, Professor. Maybe I’ll cook dinner for you one night.
Pratt
That would be fine. Just fine.
Finch
She’s a great cook. You won’t be disappointed.
Sabine
I’ll see you tonight then, dear. (Takes another sip of wine, kisses Finch.) Take care, Professor.
Pratt and Finch continue to drink their coffee.
Pratt
Well, Finch. I’m going to go. I don’t feel so well.
Finch
Remember, Pratt. Thursday.
Pratt, Sabine at her apartment.
Sabine
Well hi Professor. You didn’t want me to cook that dinner for you right now do you?
Pratt
I just wanted to drop by and say hello.
Sabine
Would you like a cup of tea?
Pratt
That would be just fine, Sabine.
Pratt sits on the couch as Sabine makes tea.
Sabine
(Serves the tea. Sits beside Pratt on the couch.)
So I heard you went to India and solved a problem in their river.
Pratt
Yes, I led a team to the Tirthan Valley, a renowned river for trout fishing, where the trout were coming up dead and killing other marine life. The river started rotting out. So we cleaned it out and imported trout from the New Zealand Institute for Marine Biology.
Sabine
That is so fascinating. It was good of the institute to allow you to transfer all that trout to India. Pratt
Yes, it was a memorable trip.
Sabine starts getting loopy.
Sabine
Slurring.
Professor, I’m feeling awfully tired all of a sudden. I don’t know what’s wrong.
Pratt
It’s okay Sabine. You’re going to be just fine.
Sabine
I can’t see anything. What is happening?
Pratt
You’re going to feel a little uncomfortable for a couple of minutes. Don’t worry you’ll feel better soon.
Sabine
I can’t feel my legs. I can’t move.
Pratt
Everything is going to be just fine.
Pratt takes the vial of the antidote and prepares the syringe. Sabine loses her ability to talk. He takes her arm and injects her with the serum.
Pratt
You’ll be fine in a few minutes.
He rearranges her on the couch so it looks like she fell asleep watching tv. She won’t remember a thing. Fortunately that was a side effect of the antidote.
The telephone rings and the answering machine picks up.
Voice
Sabine. Sam’s dead. You need to come down to Presbyterian.
Sabine at her apartment.
It is 2am. Sabine picks up the phone and calls Pratt.
Pratt
Hello?
Sabine
Professor! It’s Sam. He’s dead. His partner , Steve, called and left a message on my answering machine. I must have fallen asleep because I didn’t even hear the phone ring. Oh, Professor, can you come over?
Pratt
Sure, Sabine. I’ll be right there.
Pratt arrives.
Pratt
I’m so sorry, Sabine. I can’t believe it. I just saw him today and he seemed fine.
Sabine
They told Steve it was an aneurysm. But I don’t believe them. Sam was healthy. How could this happen?
Pratt
Sabine these things happen without warning. You can be perfectly healthy but still succumb to an aneurysm.
Sabine
And I wasn’t even there. I’m not even sure when was the last time I saw him. I think it was at the restaurant earlier today. It’s all so fuzzy.
Pratt
What’s the last thing you remember?
Sabine
I was at the restaurant. Then I remember waking up on the couch. I must have fallen asleep when I was watching TV. I didn’t hear the phone ring or Steve’s message.
Is there someone you can call? Maybe stay over their house?
Sabine
I’ll call my sister, Julie, tomorrow. Can you stay over?
Pratt
Sure, sure.
Sabine
I guess we should go to Presbyterian then.
Pratt
Yes. We should leave now.
At the hospital. Pratt, Sabine, doctor.
Sabine
What happened Doctor?
Doctor
Sam had an aneurysm and hemorrhaged out. He lost a lot of blood in his brain. I’m sorry for your loss.
Exit doctor.
Sabine
Oh, Professor. What am I going to do?
Pratt
Are his parents still alive? I know he was an only child.
Sabine
Both his parents are dead.
Pratt
Do you know what that means? It means you are his beneficiary. They already ruled his death as natural causes so you have nothing to worry about. Let’s just get you home.
Bellvue Hospital, 22 West. Ward for the criminally insane. Dr. Cabeza, Pratt
Doctor Cabeza
Nimo. You have been asleep for forty-eight hours straight. Do you know why you’re here?
Pratt
No.
You killed a man, Sammael Finch. His fiancée found a syringe under her couch. She had it analyzed and it turned out to be an antidote to tetrodoxin. She realized she had been drugged, so she had Finch’s body exhumed and they did a tox screen on him. This poison can’t be detected unless you test for it specifically. They found a vial of the serum in your apartment. Do you remember any of this?
Pratt
No.
Doctor Cabeza
You have what is known as schizo-affective disassociative disorder. There are two selves within you where one self isn’t aware of what the other self is doing. Your lawyer pleaded you down to murder by reason of insanity. So you will be our guest for the remainder of your life. Do you understand what I am telling you?
Pratt
Yes.
Doctor Cabeza
Good. You will be assigned to Nurse Rachett. She will give you your medication in a little while.
Pratt
Doctor.
Doctor Cabeza
Yes, Nimo?
Pratt
Jimmy Cho was not an accident.
Nimo Pratt, non-descript with salt and pepper hair, Sabine Gallows, long-haired brunette, busty waitress.
At a café in Alphabet City. Pratt is sitting at an outdoor table.
Waitress. Leans over the table, swallowing Pratt’s face in her ample cleavage.
Coffee?
Pratt (Clears his throat and removes his spectacles. Wipes them with his shirt.)
No, thank you. I’ll have an herbal tea and a 7-up.
Waitress Well, that’s a first. You’re not a New Yorker are you? Let me see if we have any of this herbal tea.
Pratt
Thank you.
Exit waitress.
Sabine
Excuse me. Are you Dr. Nimo Pratt, the zoophytoplanktonologist from Woods Hole, Rhode Island?
Pratt. ( Hyperventilates and uses his inhaler. Unaccustomed to being accosted by women. Gets into a fit of sneezing.)
Sorry. It’s my allergies, you see.
Sabine
I’m Sabine Gallows. I attended your symposium on the coccoliphorid at NYU. Congratulations on winning the Nobel Prize for Marine Biology last year.
Pratt (blushing)
Thank you.
Sabine
Are you teaching in the city, Professor?
Pratt
Actually, I am taking a respite before taking a position in New Zealand this fall.
Sabine
That’s wonderful!
Pratt
Would you like to join me?
Sabine
Okay. I have a couple minutes before class.
Enter waitress. Puts down a small kettle, a cup on a saucer, and a can of 7-up with a glass filled with ice.
Waitress
Coffee?
Sabine
Please. I’ll have a buttered bagel, too.
Waitress
Gotcha.
Sabine
Well, isn’t she the little Busty Mcfreckles?
Pratt
Yuh. Yuh.
Sabine
It was an amazing talk you gave on the coccolophorid. Finding the correlation between the lower salmon counts and the deaths of surface feeding sea birds is incredible.
Pratt
I’ve been following them lately and they actually are changing the currents of the Bering Sea a new shadeof blue from a natural deep blue to a shimmering aquamarine in a matter of weeks.
Sabine
Wow. It’ll look like the Caribbean out there. Oh my god, I have to get to class. Listen, Professor, if you’re not doing anything tonight I’d like to invite you to my fiance’s restaurant. It’s opening night.
Pratt
Sure. Sure. That sounds just fine, Sabine.
Sabine
Great. It’s called Sammael’s Seafood Restaurant in Helll’s Kitchen. Be there by six-thirty.
Pratt
Okay, Sabine. Thank you.
Pratt, Sabine, Finch, host. At the restaurant.
Pratt approaches the host.
Pratt
Hello. I’m here to see Sabine.
Host
Ah, yes. She is expecting you. Follow me. (leads him to a table in the back).
Sabine
Professor. I’m so glad you could come. This is my fiancé, Sam.
Finch
(shakes Pratt’s hand) . Nimo. Nimo Pratt from Falsmouth?
Pratt
Yes.
Finch
It’s me, Sammy Finch, from Holy Stigmata. Boy, you haven’t changed a bit, Nimo Pratt. When Sabine told me about you, I thought your name sounded familiar. Then it hit me. I hear you won the Nobel Prize. That’s great. Congratulations. You always were a nerd.
Pratt
Thanks, Finch.
Finch
Let’s make a toast. Here’s to a Nobel Laureate and childhood friends. Why don’t we step into my office so we could catch up on old times. (They repair to his office).
Finch
Have a seat, Pratt. Would you like a cigar?
Pratt
No, thank you. I am allergic.
Finch
You
probably just think of me as that kid who bullied you in school. That’s just how kids are. You know how it goes. That’s all in the past now. Nobody really has any friends in this
world. The only thing a man can be sure
about is his enemies. You and I, we’ve
never seen eye to eye as children. I
always did like you Pratt. Pratt
Sure.
Finch
What I’m trying to say is that although we may not be friends, we’re certainly not enemies, you and I. Do you remember the last time we saw each other, Pratt?
Pratt
The playground.
Finch
We were at Buzzard’s Bay. Jimmy Cho was there too. You remember Jimmy Cho, don’t you?
Pratt
I…I…I can’t seem to remember.
Finch
Of course you do. He’s dead now. He died that day. You and I were the only ones there. Do you remember now, Pratt?
Pratt
I’m not sure.
Finch
We both know what happened to him, Pratt. It was you. I saw it happen. I was right there. We both know it was you. I can understand your silence. You threw a rock at his head and killed him.
Pratt
(begins to hyperventilate and has a panic attack. He takes out his inhaler and draws in the metallic air.)
Finch
Pratt, are you okay?
Pratt
I’m just fine. (in a fit of coughing. Sam brings him a glass of water).
Finch
You know, I don’t believe there are any statutes of limitations on murder. You have nothing to say? It was a nice day in August. I remember because the next day my family moved to New York. I never breathed a word of it to anyone. I was traumatized. Jimmy Cho was my best friend. I pushed that down for many years until I hear Sabine say that she met the infamous Nimo Pratt. (sips his brandy.) But that’s all in the past, right? Listen, this conversation is between us. No one has to know the truth.
Pratt
It wasn’t murder! It was an accident. He hit his head on a big rock when he fell.
Finch
No one is saying it is, Pratt. How about we help each other out? I need someone I could trust to do me a favor.
Pratt
What is it?
Finch
I need you to kill Sabine.
Sammy Finch, Nimo Pratt, Jimmy Cho at eleven years old. Buzzard’s Bay. Sammy and Jimmy are smoking a cigarette. Nimo rides up on his bike.
Finch
What are you doing here, wuss? This is our territory.
Pratt
This is a public park. I can come here if I want to.
Jimmy Cho
You have to pay to play here. Give us two dollars and you can stay.
Pratt
I don’t have two dollars.
Finch
Then get the hell outta here, punk.
Pratt
I’m staying. You can’t make me do anything. Not today.
Jimmy Cho
Oh, yeah? (picks up rocks and starts throwing them at Pratt. Finch follows suit.)
Pratt gets off his bike and starts pelting them with rocks as well. He got Jimmy Cho in the head with a large rock and he goes down. When he falls he hits his head on a jutting rock.
Finch
Now look what you did Nimo. You made his head bleed. Jimmy? Jimmy? Are you okay? (Jimmy lies there with his eyes open, unresponsive. Finch gives him a little kick to prod him, but he remained still.) He’s dead. You just killed Jimmy Cho. (he gets on his bike and rides off as fast as he could.)
Pratt just stares at Jimmy Cho with his eyes glazed over. He couldn’t stop staring at the dead body. He got on his bike and rode away without looking back.
Pratt, Finch at the restaurant two days later around lunchtime when it is closed.
Finch
So, Pratt, did you enjoy your lunch?
Pratt
Yes. It was just fine. Thank you.
Finch
What about the wine. Did you like the wine?
Pratt
It’s fine.
Finch
I personally know the owners of that vineyard. What type of wine do you prefer.
Pratt
I once had some Manischewitz at my cousin’s Bar Mitzvah.
Finch
(laughs.) That’s classic, Pratt. Now let’s get down to business. About the job. You’ll have to do it Thursday night. She usually stays in all night.
Pratt
What if I refuse?
Finch
Well, then. I may take Sabine out to Cape Cod for the weekend. Maybe drop in on Sully. Ask him if there are any cold cases. You remember him, right? Edward Sullivan? He was in my grade. We still keep in touch. He’s the chief of police in Falsmouth. Think about it, Pratt. Think about your Nobel Prize.
Pratt
What do you want me to do?
Finch
I’m glad we’re on the same page. Here’s how it’s going to go down. Like I said, Sabine stays in on Thursday nights. I am giving you a copy of my key. You let yourself in at one a.m. She’s in bed by then. She takes a sleeping pill so she’ll be out. You go in there, to the left is my study. I will leave a gun in the top drawer of my desk, and you shoot her with it. Make it look like a break-in. You mess up the lock after. Take the gun with you and get rid of it. See? Quick, fast, and easy. (His cell phone rings). Excuse me, Pratt, I’ve got to take this. (Walks into the kitchen.)
Pratt sees this as an opportunity to pour the poison into his wine. He had gone to his lab in Woods Hole to retrieve the tetrodoxin and the antidote in case something went wrong the other day. It causes blindness, paralysis and death within hours. The best part was that it is undertectable. Takes out the vial and pours it into Finch’s wine glass. In a few minutes Finch comes out carrying a carafe of coffee. Pours each of them a cup.
Enter Sabine.
Sabine
Professor. So nice to see you. Did you enjoy Sam’s cooking?
Pratt
It was just fine.
Sabine
Good. (Lifts up Finch’s wine glass and drinks from it.)
Pratt immediately has a panic attack.
Sabine
Your inhaler!
Pratt takes it out and sucks deeply on it. Has a drink of water and calms down in a few minutes.
Sabine
I’m going back to the apartment now. I have papers to grade. What time will you be home tonight, honey?
Finch
I’ll be home early. Eve’s closing tonight.
Sabine
It was nice to see you again, Professor. Maybe I’ll cook dinner for you one night.
Pratt
That would be fine. Just fine.
Finch
She’s a great cook. You won’t be disappointed.
Sabine
I’ll see you tonight then, dear. (Takes another sip of wine, kisses Finch.) Take care, Professor.
Pratt and Finch continue to drink their coffee.
Pratt
Well, Finch. I’m going to go. I don’t feel so well.
Finch
Remember, Pratt. Thursday.
Pratt, Sabine at her apartment.
Sabine
Well hi Professor. You didn’t want me to cook that dinner for you right now do you?
Pratt
I just wanted to drop by and say hello.
Sabine
Would you like a cup of tea?
Pratt
That would be just fine, Sabine.
Pratt sits on the couch as Sabine makes tea.
Sabine
(Serves the tea. Sits beside Pratt on the couch.)
So I heard you went to India and solved a problem in their river.
Pratt
Yes, I led a team to the Tirthan Valley, a renowned river for trout fishing, where the trout were coming up dead and killing other marine life. The river started rotting out. So we cleaned it out and imported trout from the New Zealand Institute for Marine Biology.
Sabine
That is so fascinating. It was good of the institute to allow you to transfer all that trout to India. Pratt
Yes, it was a memorable trip.
Sabine starts getting loopy.
Sabine
Slurring.
Professor, I’m feeling awfully tired all of a sudden. I don’t know what’s wrong.
Pratt
It’s okay Sabine. You’re going to be just fine.
Sabine
I can’t see anything. What is happening?
Pratt
You’re going to feel a little uncomfortable for a couple of minutes. Don’t worry you’ll feel better soon.
Sabine
I can’t feel my legs. I can’t move.
Pratt
Everything is going to be just fine.
Pratt takes the vial of the antidote and prepares the syringe. Sabine loses her ability to talk. He takes her arm and injects her with the serum.
Pratt
You’ll be fine in a few minutes.
He rearranges her on the couch so it looks like she fell asleep watching tv. She won’t remember a thing. Fortunately that was a side effect of the antidote.
The telephone rings and the answering machine picks up.
Voice
Sabine. Sam’s dead. You need to come down to Presbyterian.
Sabine at her apartment.
It is 2am. Sabine picks up the phone and calls Pratt.
Pratt
Hello?
Sabine
Professor! It’s Sam. He’s dead. His partner , Steve, called and left a message on my answering machine. I must have fallen asleep because I didn’t even hear the phone ring. Oh, Professor, can you come over?
Pratt
Sure, Sabine. I’ll be right there.
Pratt arrives.
Pratt
I’m so sorry, Sabine. I can’t believe it. I just saw him today and he seemed fine.
Sabine
They told Steve it was an aneurysm. But I don’t believe them. Sam was healthy. How could this happen?
Pratt
Sabine these things happen without warning. You can be perfectly healthy but still succumb to an aneurysm.
Sabine
And I wasn’t even there. I’m not even sure when was the last time I saw him. I think it was at the restaurant earlier today. It’s all so fuzzy.
Pratt
What’s the last thing you remember?
Sabine
I was at the restaurant. Then I remember waking up on the couch. I must have fallen asleep when I was watching TV. I didn’t hear the phone ring or Steve’s message.
Is there someone you can call? Maybe stay over their house?
Sabine
I’ll call my sister, Julie, tomorrow. Can you stay over?
Pratt
Sure, sure.
Sabine
I guess we should go to Presbyterian then.
Pratt
Yes. We should leave now.
At the hospital. Pratt, Sabine, doctor.
Sabine
What happened Doctor?
Doctor
Sam had an aneurysm and hemorrhaged out. He lost a lot of blood in his brain. I’m sorry for your loss.
Exit doctor.
Sabine
Oh, Professor. What am I going to do?
Pratt
Are his parents still alive? I know he was an only child.
Sabine
Both his parents are dead.
Pratt
Do you know what that means? It means you are his beneficiary. They already ruled his death as natural causes so you have nothing to worry about. Let’s just get you home.
Bellvue Hospital, 22 West. Ward for the criminally insane. Dr. Cabeza, Pratt
Doctor Cabeza
Nimo. You have been asleep for forty-eight hours straight. Do you know why you’re here?
Pratt
No.
You killed a man, Sammael Finch. His fiancée found a syringe under her couch. She had it analyzed and it turned out to be an antidote to tetrodoxin. She realized she had been drugged, so she had Finch’s body exhumed and they did a tox screen on him. This poison can’t be detected unless you test for it specifically. They found a vial of the serum in your apartment. Do you remember any of this?
Pratt
No.
Doctor Cabeza
You have what is known as schizo-affective disassociative disorder. There are two selves within you where one self isn’t aware of what the other self is doing. Your lawyer pleaded you down to murder by reason of insanity. So you will be our guest for the remainder of your life. Do you understand what I am telling you?
Pratt
Yes.
Doctor Cabeza
Good. You will be assigned to Nurse Rachett. She will give you your medication in a little while.
Pratt
Doctor.
Doctor Cabeza
Yes, Nimo?
Pratt
Jimmy Cho was not an accident.
Nimo Pratt, non-descript with salt and pepper hair, Sabine Gallows, long-haired brunette, busty waitress.
At a café in Alphabet City. Pratt is sitting at an outdoor table.
Waitress. Leans over the table, swallowing Pratt’s face in her ample cleavage.
Coffee?
Pratt (Clears his throat and removes his spectacles. Wipes them with his shirt.)
No, thank you. I’ll have an herbal tea and a 7-up.
Waitress Well, that’s a first. You’re not a New Yorker are you? Let me see if we have any of this herbal tea.
Pratt
Thank you.
Exit waitress.
Sabine
Excuse me. Are you Dr. Nimo Pratt, the zoophytoplanktonologist from Woods Hole, Rhode Island?
Pratt. ( Hyperventilates and uses his inhaler. Unaccustomed to being accosted by women. Gets into a fit of sneezing.)
Sorry. It’s my allergies, you see.
Sabine
I’m Sabine Gallows. I attended your symposium on the coccoliphorid at NYU. Congratulations on winning the Nobel Prize for Marine Biology last year.
Pratt (blushing)
Thank you.
Sabine
Are you teaching in the city, Professor?
Pratt
Actually, I am taking a respite before taking a position in New Zealand this fall.
Sabine
That’s wonderful!
Pratt
Would you like to join me?
Sabine
Okay. I have a couple minutes before class.
Enter waitress. Puts down a small kettle, a cup on a saucer, and a can of 7-up with a glass filled with ice.
Waitress
Coffee?
Sabine
Please. I’ll have a buttered bagel, too.
Waitress
Gotcha.
Sabine
Well, isn’t she the little Busty Mcfreckles?
Pratt
Yuh. Yuh.
Sabine
It was an amazing talk you gave on the coccolophorid. Finding the correlation between the lower salmon counts and the deaths of surface feeding sea birds is incredible.
Pratt
I’ve been following them lately and they actually are changing the currents of the Bering Sea a new shadeof blue from a natural deep blue to a shimmering aquamarine in a matter of weeks.
Sabine
Wow. It’ll look like the Caribbean out there. Oh my god, I have to get to class. Listen, Professor, if you’re not doing anything tonight I’d like to invite you to my fiance’s restaurant. It’s opening night.
Pratt
Sure. Sure. That sounds just fine, Sabine.
Sabine
Great. It’s called Sammael’s Seafood Restaurant in Helll’s Kitchen. Be there by six-thirty.
Pratt
Okay, Sabine. Thank you.
Pratt, Sabine, Finch, host. At the restaurant.
Pratt approaches the host.
Pratt
Hello. I’m here to see Sabine.
Host
Ah, yes. She is expecting you. Follow me. (leads him to a table in the back).
Sabine
Professor. I’m so glad you could come. This is my fiancé, Sam.
Finch
(shakes Pratt’s hand) . Nimo. Nimo Pratt from Falsmouth?
Pratt
Yes.
Finch
It’s me, Sammy Finch, from Holy Stigmata. Boy, you haven’t changed a bit, Nimo Pratt. When Sabine told me about you, I thought your name sounded familiar. Then it hit me. I hear you won the Nobel Prize. That’s great. Congratulations. You always were a nerd.
Pratt
Thanks, Finch.
Finch
Let’s make a toast. Here’s to a Nobel Laureate and childhood friends. Why don’t we step into my office so we could catch up on old times. (They repair to his office).
Finch
Have a seat, Pratt. Would you like a cigar?
Pratt
No, thank you. I am allergic.
Finch
You
probably just think of me as that kid who bullied you in school. That’s just how kids are. You know how it goes. That’s all in the past now. Nobody really has any friends in this
world. The only thing a man can be sure
about is his enemies. You and I, we’ve
never seen eye to eye as children. I
always did like you Pratt. Pratt
Sure.
Finch
What I’m trying to say is that although we may not be friends, we’re certainly not enemies, you and I. Do you remember the last time we saw each other, Pratt?
Pratt
The playground.
Finch
We were at Buzzard’s Bay. Jimmy Cho was there too. You remember Jimmy Cho, don’t you?
Pratt
I…I…I can’t seem to remember.
Finch
Of course you do. He’s dead now. He died that day. You and I were the only ones there. Do you remember now, Pratt?
Pratt
I’m not sure.
Finch
We both know what happened to him, Pratt. It was you. I saw it happen. I was right there. We both know it was you. I can understand your silence. You threw a rock at his head and killed him.
Pratt
(begins to hyperventilate and has a panic attack. He takes out his inhaler and draws in the metallic air.)
Finch
Pratt, are you okay?
Pratt
I’m just fine. (in a fit of coughing. Sam brings him a glass of water).
Finch
You know, I don’t believe there are any statutes of limitations on murder. You have nothing to say? It was a nice day in August. I remember because the next day my family moved to New York. I never breathed a word of it to anyone. I was traumatized. Jimmy Cho was my best friend. I pushed that down for many years until I hear Sabine say that she met the infamous Nimo Pratt. (sips his brandy.) But that’s all in the past, right? Listen, this conversation is between us. No one has to know the truth.
Pratt
It wasn’t murder! It was an accident. He hit his head on a big rock when he fell.
Finch
No one is saying it is, Pratt. How about we help each other out? I need someone I could trust to do me a favor.
Pratt
What is it?
Finch
I need you to kill Sabine.
Sammy Finch, Nimo Pratt, Jimmy Cho at eleven years old. Buzzard’s Bay. Sammy and Jimmy are smoking a cigarette. Nimo rides up on his bike.
Finch
What are you doing here, wuss? This is our territory.
Pratt
This is a public park. I can come here if I want to.
Jimmy Cho
You have to pay to play here. Give us two dollars and you can stay.
Pratt
I don’t have two dollars.
Finch
Then get the hell outta here, punk.
Pratt
I’m staying. You can’t make me do anything. Not today.
Jimmy Cho
Oh, yeah? (picks up rocks and starts throwing them at Pratt. Finch follows suit.)
Pratt gets off his bike and starts pelting them with rocks as well. He got Jimmy Cho in the head with a large rock and he goes down. When he falls he hits his head on a jutting rock.
Finch
Now look what you did Nimo. You made his head bleed. Jimmy? Jimmy? Are you okay? (Jimmy lies there with his eyes open, unresponsive. Finch gives him a little kick to prod him, but he remained still.) He’s dead. You just killed Jimmy Cho. (he gets on his bike and rides off as fast as he could.)
Pratt just stares at Jimmy Cho with his eyes glazed over. He couldn’t stop staring at the dead body. He got on his bike and rode away without looking back.
Pratt, Finch at the restaurant two days later around lunchtime when it is closed.
Finch
So, Pratt, did you enjoy your lunch?
Pratt
Yes. It was just fine. Thank you.
Finch
What about the wine. Did you like the wine?
Pratt
It’s fine.
Finch
I personally know the owners of that vineyard. What type of wine do you prefer.
Pratt
I once had some Manischewitz at my cousin’s Bar Mitzvah.
Finch
(laughs.) That’s classic, Pratt. Now let’s get down to business. About the job. You’ll have to do it Thursday night. She usually stays in all night.
Pratt
What if I refuse?
Finch
Well, then. I may take Sabine out to Cape Cod for the weekend. Maybe drop in on Sully. Ask him if there are any cold cases. You remember him, right? Edward Sullivan? He was in my grade. We still keep in touch. He’s the chief of police in Falsmouth. Think about it, Pratt. Think about your Nobel Prize.
Pratt
What do you want me to do?
Finch
I’m glad we’re on the same page. Here’s how it’s going to go down. Like I said, Sabine stays in on Thursday nights. I am giving you a copy of my key. You let yourself in at one a.m. She’s in bed by then. She takes a sleeping pill so she’ll be out. You go in there, to the left is my study. I will leave a gun in the top drawer of my desk, and you shoot her with it. Make it look like a break-in. You mess up the lock after. Take the gun with you and get rid of it. See? Quick, fast, and easy. (His cell phone rings). Excuse me, Pratt, I’ve got to take this. (Walks into the kitchen.)
Pratt sees this as an opportunity to pour the poison into his wine. He had gone to his lab in Woods Hole to retrieve the tetrodoxin and the antidote in case something went wrong the other day. It causes blindness, paralysis and death within hours. The best part was that it is undertectable. Takes out the vial and pours it into Finch’s wine glass. In a few minutes Finch comes out carrying a carafe of coffee. Pours each of them a cup.
Enter Sabine.
Sabine
Professor. So nice to see you. Did you enjoy Sam’s cooking?
Pratt
It was just fine.
Sabine
Good. (Lifts up Finch’s wine glass and drinks from it.)
Pratt immediately has a panic attack.
Sabine
Your inhaler!
Pratt takes it out and sucks deeply on it. Has a drink of water and calms down in a few minutes.
Sabine
I’m going back to the apartment now. I have papers to grade. What time will you be home tonight, honey?
Finch
I’ll be home early. Eve’s closing tonight.
Sabine
It was nice to see you again, Professor. Maybe I’ll cook dinner for you one night.
Pratt
That would be fine. Just fine.
Finch
She’s a great cook. You won’t be disappointed.
Sabine
I’ll see you tonight then, dear. (Takes another sip of wine, kisses Finch.) Take care, Professor.
Pratt and Finch continue to drink their coffee.
Pratt
Well, Finch. I’m going to go. I don’t feel so well.
Finch
Remember, Pratt. Thursday.
Pratt, Sabine at her apartment.
Sabine
Well hi Professor. You didn’t want me to cook that dinner for you right now do you?
Pratt
I just wanted to drop by and say hello.
Sabine
Would you like a cup of tea?
Pratt
That would be just fine, Sabine.
Pratt sits on the couch as Sabine makes tea.
Sabine
(Serves the tea. Sits beside Pratt on the couch.)
So I heard you went to India and solved a problem in their river.
Pratt
Yes, I led a team to the Tirthan Valley, a renowned river for trout fishing, where the trout were coming up dead and killing other marine life. The river started rotting out. So we cleaned it out and imported trout from the New Zealand Institute for Marine Biology.
Sabine
That is so fascinating. It was good of the institute to allow you to transfer all that trout to India. Pratt
Yes, it was a memorable trip.
Sabine starts getting loopy.
Sabine
Slurring.
Professor, I’m feeling awfully tired all of a sudden. I don’t know what’s wrong.
Pratt
It’s okay Sabine. You’re going to be just fine.
Sabine
I can’t see anything. What is happening?
Pratt
You’re going to feel a little uncomfortable for a couple of minutes. Don’t worry you’ll feel better soon.
Sabine
I can’t feel my legs. I can’t move.
Pratt
Everything is going to be just fine.
Pratt takes the vial of the antidote and prepares the syringe. Sabine loses her ability to talk. He takes her arm and injects her with the serum.
Pratt
You’ll be fine in a few minutes.
He rearranges her on the couch so it looks like she fell asleep watching tv. She won’t remember a thing. Fortunately that was a side effect of the antidote.
The telephone rings and the answering machine picks up.
Voice
Sabine. Sam’s dead. You need to come down to Presbyterian.
Sabine at her apartment.
It is 2am. Sabine picks up the phone and calls Pratt.
Pratt
Hello?
Sabine
Professor! It’s Sam. He’s dead. His partner , Steve, called and left a message on my answering machine. I must have fallen asleep because I didn’t even hear the phone ring. Oh, Professor, can you come over?
Pratt
Sure, Sabine. I’ll be right there.
Pratt arrives.
Pratt
I’m so sorry, Sabine. I can’t believe it. I just saw him today and he seemed fine.
Sabine
They told Steve it was an aneurysm. But I don’t believe them. Sam was healthy. How could this happen?
Pratt
Sabine these things happen without warning. You can be perfectly healthy but still succumb to an aneurysm.
Sabine
And I wasn’t even there. I’m not even sure when was the last time I saw him. I think it was at the restaurant earlier today. It’s all so fuzzy.
Pratt
What’s the last thing you remember?
Sabine
I was at the restaurant. Then I remember waking up on the couch. I must have fallen asleep when I was watching TV. I didn’t hear the phone ring or Steve’s message.
Is there someone you can call? Maybe stay over their house?
Sabine
I’ll call my sister, Julie, tomorrow. Can you stay over?
Pratt
Sure, sure.
Sabine
I guess we should go to Presbyterian then.
Pratt
Yes. We should leave now.
At the hospital. Pratt, Sabine, doctor.
Sabine
What happened Doctor?
Doctor
Sam had an aneurysm and hemorrhaged out. He lost a lot of blood in his brain. I’m sorry for your loss.
Exit doctor.
Sabine
Oh, Professor. What am I going to do?
Pratt
Are his parents still alive? I know he was an only child.
Sabine
Both his parents are dead.
Pratt
Do you know what that means? It means you are his beneficiary. They already ruled his death as natural causes so you have nothing to worry about. Let’s just get you home.
Bellvue Hospital, 22 West. Ward for the criminally insane. Dr. Cabeza, Pratt
Doctor Cabeza
Nimo. You have been asleep for forty-eight hours straight. Do you know why you’re here?
Pratt
No.
You killed a man, Sammael Finch. His fiancée found a syringe under her couch. She had it analyzed and it turned out to be an antidote to tetrodoxin. She realized she had been drugged, so she had Finch’s body exhumed and they did a tox screen on him. This poison can’t be detected unless you test for it specifically. They found a vial of the serum in your apartment. Do you remember any of this?
Pratt
No.
Doctor Cabeza
You have what is known as schizo-affective disassociative disorder. There are two selves within you where one self isn’t aware of what the other self is doing. Your lawyer pleaded you down to murder by reason of insanity. So you will be our guest for the remainder of your life. Do you understand what I am telling you?
Pratt
Yes.
Doctor Cabeza
Good. You will be assigned to Nurse Rachett. She will give you your medication in a little while.
Pratt
Doctor.
Doctor Cabeza
Yes, Nimo?
Pratt
Jimmy Cho was not an accident.
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