WHAT???? NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WARNING: PG-13 RATED - for adult language This was my attempt at comedy... keep in mind I was craving McDonalds as I was writing this.

I opened my eyes to a bright light

Awakening to sweets to my delight

A big goofy smile arched on my face

As I walked around this wonderful place

 

Creamy bushes, sweetened hills

And the ice cream trees gave me chills

I rested on a doughnut chair

I took a bite and my senses flared

 

It was here I knew I’d get fat

Even as I ate this candy hat

I went swimming in a pudding lake

And suntanned on a cake freshly baked

 

I dozed off, enjoying my life

Then I blacked out dropping my fork and knife

I then woke up in my room

And I became very gloom

 

It was only a dream

And I’m give up on rhyming

Damn it all for not being real

And s**t, now I’m really hungry

 

Reviews

[QuietPoet]

I laughed at this. It was funny. Nice job dreaming. :)

[octane143]

Funny! A joy to read, and to imagine. I wanna go there...!

[Sara]

hahahaha cute

sounds like you had fun writing this.