In Case I Don't See You Again....

This is how much I love you. All of you.

Dear Sweet Angel Baby Lover,

I want to touch your turtle pie

Tinkey, dinkey, linkey,

And fill it with whipped cream.

I want to bake your muffins.

Twinkle, twinkle, little sexy time...

You smell better than a stale fart

On an airplane.

Much, much better.

You make my heart go "mmmm... BERRIES!!!"

Shhh... What's that noise?

It was the sound of 1000 angels

Getting n****e hard-ons for you.

Sweet beanie baby,

I will bake you a cake

As fast as I can.

Fly away, sweet butterfly,

And then come back

So I can get you in my bed,

And make sweet love to you.

Sexy, sexy butterfly.

I want to bathe you,

And then I'll shave you.

Milky, milky

Don't touch it!

I'll buy you anything you want

From the dollar store.

Go ahead. Pick anything you want.

Because you're worth it!

Let me touch you.

Touchy, touchey, touching you.

You look like a robot heart.

I want to play a game with you

Called "Pittle Pucker Pookeywok"

And kiss your face,

And hold your hand,

And butt sex.

Shhh...I just wanted to let you know,

That if I die, and then you die,

We can have a ghost party,

And I would make you

All of your favorite flavor Jello Shots,

And we would ghost faced wasted.

Beause I love you that much. <3