Day I Lit My Fart On Fire

Based on a true story

Day I Lit My Fart On Fire

it was a cold bitter chill through the air
darkened corridors,
I was hunched over and decided to do the deed
I took my lighter to the edge of my A*s

holding my hand to it for something to grasp
lit the base of my bottom & let it rip baby
Suddenly a volcanic eruption overflowed its every where
then I shed a single tear to help numb the inner pain

the onlookers my friends must have thought I was insane
yet I was merely trying to prove a point
you can light anything on fire
as it burns with thought or desire

news spread abroad all over town
they must have thought I was some clown
yet I am a true man after all
for this was heaven sent a direct revelation my call