A cure for Gay

We have found a cure for same sex love! This is just for a laugh, don't get offended.

Introducing ‘Shake you straight’ from the makers of the ‘Christian slap’ and 'Muslim bomb Protection'

We have created a cure for gays, lesbians, bisexuals and Transgender all in a pink can.

 

We have found a cure for same sex love! Don’t get trapped with programs like:

 

Pray away the gay “homosexuality is not only wrong, but curable; rely on the power of prayer to make a miracle happen.”

 

Hug the gay away: Bring back the ‘distant same sex parent’ and have them hug you for 3 days straight.

 

Make friends with straight people, they will help you bend your curve.

 

Loss your same sex attraction by joining the ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ program, because denial is the perfect solution for something that is apart of your everyday life.

 

Other known unsuccessful programs include the following:

 

• Exorcism of the gay demon
• Shock therapy 
• Hypnosis
• 'Overdosing' On Homosexuality
• Cold Showers 
• Transplants
• Cocaine, Strychnine and Genital Mutilation
• And bicycling

 

Shake you straight encourages tolerance it seems to have worked for racism, sexism, classism and many more.

Author's Note

Please please don't take this too seriously!

Reviews

[West Coast]

It really was a wonderful read. The stupid things people come up with just because they are homophobic. It truly is hilarious! Good Job!

[KATHY SUE SILLS]

Couldn't stop laughing!

[Doxophobia]

I really enjoyed this Maya.

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

This is deeply wonderful...........Your thought processes are out of the ballpark. Awesome!

[Wolfwind]

That was a well thought out and witty piece. A good humorous piece to break the tension that is often around the subject. Much enjoyed!

Aaron

[Jaxter_Nick]

this is hilarious

[Lysrie Mendez]

Hahaha this is hilarous. I live in a pretty liberal place. I would say homosexuality is acceped or at least tolerated but I know that it's not always the case in other places. It's really dumb that it's considered a disease like if it was the other way around and it was a normality to be attracted to the same sex, there would be the same type of reaction if someone decided that they were attracted to the opposite gender. It's just a matter of what you feel. This is coming from a straight female.

[Pencrafter]

Poking fun at strange things in society is as old as civilization. Sometimes when we see horrible things we need to either laugh or cry. The world is such a mess. I choose to laugh in public and cry privately, it's less embarrassing that way.

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

I know, it's tragic, I've tries 'Overdosing' on homosexuality again and again and again, but I've decided to stay with the programme, it will work eventually! x

[Kimberly "Melody" Carney]

lol...like they say, try try and try again!

[Dr. Wood ?]

I am getting worried now.....I have a bike!!!