A cure for GayA Poem by Maya StormWe have found a cure for same sex love! This is just for a laugh, don't get offended.Introducing ‘Shake you straight’ from the makers of the ‘Christian slap’ and 'Muslim bomb Protection' We have created a cure for
gays, lesbians, bisexuals and Transgender all in a pink can.
We have found a cure for same sex love! Don’t get trapped with programs like:
Pray away the gay “homosexuality is not only wrong, but curable;
rely on the power of prayer to make a miracle happen.”
Hug the gay away: Bring back the ‘distant same sex parent’ and have
them hug you for 3 days straight.
Make friends with straight people, they will help you bend your curve.
Loss
your same sex attraction by joining the ‘don’t
ask don’t tell’ program, because denial is the perfect solution for
something that is apart of your everyday life.
Other known unsuccessful
programs include the following:
Shake you straight encourages tolerance it seems to have worked for
racism, sexism, classism and many more. © 2012 Maya StormAuthor's Note
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Added on July 30, 2012Last Updated on July 30, 2012 Tags: gay, lesbian, trans-sexual, trans gender, same sex, tolerance, love AuthorMaya StormMontreal , Quebec, CanadaAbout***[ I was away for a while and my 'read requests' are now in the 1000 range, I did not think it possible. I have turned it off for the moment, so if there is something that you need for me to read, .. more..Writing
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