My Type

My Type

A Poem by maya_online
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Don't want to specify, but if I must, what I like is...

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A man who is
older, preferably by
10 years, mature
and sweet
hot, dog, that's my type!

A man with a dry
sense of humour
and a foul mouth
which makes heads turn
good, god, that's my type!

I'm not asking for much
physically, I don't care
f**k if you have no hair
if I laugh, then I'm there
Thug or sweetheart
rain or sleet
Gulag or prison
you're the one for me!

You have to be
serious
but only sometimes
in private, though
your humour is mine, 
I don't care what race
what place or time
I don't care 'bout face
or waist or crimes.
I don't care if your 
rich or broke
or poor or a bloke
But there is something
you must have, no matter
what, you must be a freak,
I'm talkin' s**t,
completely and utterly at
your command, if you have
all that, well  you know where
I stand, so if you are out
there my soul mate,
here I am, where I'll wait
24/7, yes it's true...
A match made in heaven are me and you!

© 2024 maya_online


Author's Note

maya_online
I had fun writing this, feel like I need some time of comic relief, if anyone comes to my page they might shed a tear my writing is so sad

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Funny stuff. This was fun to read

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Added on November 13, 2024
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maya_online
maya_online

here in, GA



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A Poem by maya_online