Religion Makes Hella Sense

A Poem by Jacob Baked

You guys aren't even trying to be legit.

Here we have a God that is supposedly looking out for our interests, but he condemns non-believers to Hell. You're supposed to be on our side. All the billions following other peaceful religions are just going to rot for eternity because they call you by a different name.

The Bible is blatantly wrong so, so, so many times, but people still scrupulously adhere to its principles. But, just the ones they want to. Whatever is in there that they don't like or is comically incorrect can be "reinterpreted."

The Pope is just some random a*s dude who played politics really well in the Catholic community. And he is interpreting God for the whole world. God is not found within, he's with the guy in the sick robe on TV.