Random Days

YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT . This a little humorous poem surrounding exeperince of a very interesting man I know. As you can tell he had... random days.

 

Those strange and random days

that do surprise me in every way

Cheerful and great 

Quirky and strange

Still Is it my fault? 

 that chocolate pudding mix

lands on my head

by my son 

 little troll 

a ridiculous silly double play

Not surprising,  I still have naught to say

I walk in the office and turn on the light

I hear a squeak under the computer

What the hell, its some mice

or when i look for my wallet in my desk

I look in the fridge

Encased in jello by some pest

Those random days that i can never understand

One of these days 

Ill have gray hair

Im gonna be a  very stressful man

its just another a day at work, im fine

Such a pleasant delight ,

so quirky and funny 

Like the rainbow colored bunny

That i found in my car at lunchtime

I may come home

after a tiring long day

I find my dog eating a can of hair spray

Little scooter thats foul play, oh vey

Please oh lady luck

I cant believe

I left my car keys in my truck

Oh little reader of mine

its not over yet

the weirdness is going to combine

So buckle your tie 

and relax your neck

I try and try

To be normal, to be sane

its not my fault

i live on lunatic lane

The kids I love yes i do

With kisses and love

They are a gift from above

Until I have clean up their poo

They drive me insane

and they do it all the same

oh i love my kids

its not my fault

I live on lunatic lane

So this night while i lay me head to sleep

Paranoid of wandering squirrels

that make a glorious leap..

on my face

please let me sleep

let the dreams make a keep

Ahhh i finally close my eyes 

in exuberant relief  

Until i hear that...

inconvenient alarm beat

Author's Note

I had fun with this. I Know there is something wrong. tell me about it ^.^

Reviews

[Cool Girl]

Haha, nice job! This really made me smile :)

[Sami Khalil]

A very enjoyable read. Quirky and funny...Bravo......