The Strange Meeting Of Harry Potter and Voldemort

Funny Poem

Harry Potter

 

Potter and Tom Riddle met at the park,

As Bruce Wayne threw a party for Tony Stark,

 

Voldemort was in a good mood,

He greeted Harry not meaning to be rude,

 

He spoke in his old whispery voice,

His aging vocal chords leaving no choice,

 

He said, ''While I stood here, I thought not once but twice,

If you would understand, it would be so wise."

 

He dropped his wand,

Held out his hand and waited for Potter to respond,

 

Potter did the same,

As we all know he is so lame,

 

Volemort flashed a cunning smile,

Shaking the boy's hand all the while,

 

"Time for a new start," he said with ease,

Potter said, "No worries."

 

Riddle picked up his wand,

"Avis," he cast, and a flock of pigeons circled around.

 

Potter looked on in wonder,

As they flew off into the horizon yonder,

 

"Pigeons," he said in a tone of disbelief,

And inwardly breathed a sigh of relief,

 

Potter did pick up his stick,

But of saying, "Expelliarmus!" he was sick,

 

Potter agreed that peace was now the way,

To look into Tom's mind, "Legilimens!" he would say,

 

But as he began, he thought of Snape,

Remembering his dirty hair and his smelly cape,

 

The thought gave him cause to back away further,

Because it been Tom's hands that committed the murder,

 

He said, "You murdered Snape, the good guy,

But no problem 'cause on my mother he had an eye."

 

"I'll teach you one of Half-Blood Prince's trick,

"Levicorpus!" he said and Tom went up feeling sick, 

 

Voldemort let out a cry,

Like this he didn't want to die,

 

Potter made a noise of trepidation,

But it was half nervousness and half anticipation,

 

"Peace!" said all at once,

Which included Wayne, Stark, Parker and Cullen,

 

Potter let down Lord Voldemort,

Saying that this later he would sort,

 

Tom said that he would not fall in a fued,

Because he was not in a good mood,

 

And then came the insults,

Women, children, and all adults,

 

Started by saying, "Blunty Nose!

Bald Head!" and him they oppose,

 

Wolverine ripped his black cape,

Swearing him with words like hairless-ape,

 

A thing of shame was revealed,

If I say it, your humor won't be healed,

 

As they watched it, their eyes tore,

'Cause below the cape what he wore,

 

A cloth of white, on which was printed in black,     

Death Eater's Snake with a Skull at back,

 

Now you are eager; so, I'll tell it to you,

There stood in his underwear You-Know-Who.

 

By:- Sanskar Tiwari

December 2012

 

Author's Note

Just Fun