Crap trip (parody of fat lip)

Walking round Spain like a bloody albino.

With a Barnsley’s top nowhere near a casino.

As a kid, not a goat a child I’m not insane.

Trust me I have a degree and I wife called Lorene.

No I know how to speak Spanish I did it you dumb fool.

I don’t like to show off like you’d know how to.

Detentions never came I was a stars all the way. I stuck to it as if I was the rage.  

I don’t like wasting time this stupid chip shop queue that man smells of poo.

I never used to wait in line just my dice set game with a boy with deformity that clown.