Blondes

Blondes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blondes illuminate

The dizzy world of men,

Confident and forthright

And simply, oozing acumen.

So sensually brazen

In a silly sort of way

Yet intuitively capable

Of leading all of them astray.

 

Blondes are irresistible

When they catch the errant eyes,

When their pearly, sky blue peepers

Irradiate and mesmerize.

When they catch him glancing

At a nicely rounded bum,

When rosebud lip's apouting

Leave him breathless, limp and numb.

 

Blondes move in a manner

Which defies all things right,

It's a sweet undulation

Which turns day, straight into night.

It's suggestion incarnate

And quite breathlessly so.

Causing pulses to race

And his expectations to grow.

 

Blondes think in straight lines

Periferals are lost,

And woe betide myopics

Who underestimate at their cost.

Golden locks breed pushiness

The will to have her way,

And the man who calls a challenge

Won't survive another day.

 

Blondes are soft and fluffy

Dimpled cheeks and curve of thigh,

And are specialists in the art

Of come hither to the guy.

But just beneath the garnish

Is a mind that calculates

With a passion for success

And a taste for wealth that rates.

 

Marshalg

@theBach

Mangere Bridge

19 January 2010

 

 

Reviews

[Jupiter Jazz]

I'm sure all 50 of the blondes out there who are actually smart would consider this poem their national anthem. However.. Brunettes are still better ;p