19 things to do at a walmart when bored

the first of many

I was so bored...... so I went towalmart
19 things do at Walmart when bored
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu I choose you!"
17. When someone looks at you, stare at them & after a minute, smile.
18. Look up at the ceiling and see how many people look up [optional: laugh at them after]
19. Superglue a penny to the concrete in the parking lot & see how many people try to pick it up.

Reviews

[Pax]

LOL...i laught like a crazy person here..
you have great sense of humor..
"Pikachu I choose you!"

[Augustus Cileone]

This is great. Fits my sense of humor, for sure. Another suggestion: "Go up to an employee and ask, "Where's the nearest Target?"

[eeoopig]

Ha ha very funny :)

[Steven Westbrook]

lol its sad ive done some of these before

[Distant horizons]

20 should definitely be pin this to the notice board. love it.

[Luciole]

priceless!!!!!!

[Forthegoodandthebadiwil..]

That is incredible!!! You should make more for different places!!

[Muse]

pick me pick me!

Awesome

:D

[Renée]

ROFL !! Hysterical !! Thanks for brightening the day !

[:DI laugh too much:D]

lol I've seen this before, it makes me laugh every time =]