Alzheimer's Cop

Alzheimer's Cop

A Story by Mark George
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A retired cop is still on the beat...for some reason.

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Alzheimer’s Cop 

 

-Can I see your license and registration?

 

-What did I do, officer?

 

-License and registration

 

(Hands officer license and registration)

 

-I need to see your license and registration.

 

-I just gave them to you.

 

-Would you stay in the car, sir?

 

-I’m not moving, officer.

 

-I’m going to ask you one more time for your license and registration.

 

-Excuse me, officer, may I see those papers in your hand?

 

-Yes (hands him the papers) Ok, here (hands them back).

 

-I see you are John Densmore from Peoria, Illinois.

 

-Yes

 

-Do you know a Sara Densmore? She’s a cousin, or maybe a sister. I can’t remember, but she lives in Illinois, or is it Iowa?

 

-No…sorry, Illinois is a big state with a lot of people.

 

-Mr. Densmore

 

-Yes.

 

-Get out of the car.

 

(gets out of the car)

 

-(cop looks at the license and registration) Sir, have you seen anyone by the name of John Densmore? He seems to have lost these items.

 

-Officer, can I just go?

 

-I told you to stay in the car!

 

-(gets back in the car) Maybe you should call for back-up.

 

-Don’t tell me how to do my job!  (getting on his radio) Dispatch…yes, I need back-up.  I have a situation here at Pine and Sheridan.

 

-Officer, our GPS shows you’re at 9th and Lewis.

 

-That’s right.

 

-Back-up will be there in 3 minutes.

 

-Good, I’ve got a suspicious fellow who is looking for someone named John Densmore and he’s not very cooperative.

 

-Help is on the way!

 

-(second officer arrives) Hey Higgins, what have we got here?  Sir… I thought you retired.

 

-I retired last year and I’m loving every minute of it.

 

-But…

 

 

© 2020 Mark George


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hilarious!! this is a character with unlimited potential!! hella SNL-like skits! bwahaha! thanks for sharing this laugh, bro!

Posted 4 Years Ago


Mark George

4 Years Ago

Thank you! I really appreciate your kind words.

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Added on April 8, 2020
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Mark George
Mark George

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