Hooray

This is one of the shortest stories i've written. it was originally written in text messages.

 Ethan was drinking the last of the vodka he'd be able to buy until payday, which was two long weeks away. and suddenly, right when he as dozing into a sleep, his phone beeped.
he opened his eyes to see who'd text him this late at night. It was her.
He flipped the phone open and read the message. "U thinking about me?" it said. he could imagine her. he knew it took her at least two hours to work up the courage to say just that.
"no...should i be" he answered. he didn't use the question mark; without it, he wasn't making a question, he was making a statement.
"Always" she answered.
"you already got someone for that." he replied. he had contacted her a few days before and asked her to send him a picture of her tits. she told him she had a boyfriend and would not do things like of the sort anymore.
"So!" she didn't try to hold her excitement anymore.
"i'll be here when you want to have DIRTY dirty sex. i'll f**k you right every time." ethan was full of himself.
"what are you doing right now?" she wasn't wasting any time anymore.
"waiting for you to ask me to come over," and two seconds later, after ethan pushed the "send" button, he got her reply.
"Come over." just like that.
"i have to work early tomorrow." said ethan, to himself this time.
"i'm off tomorrow" she wrote after three minutes with no reply from ethan.
"f**k that, i have to be at work at eight." he responded to her, when he remembered she lives an fourty five minutes away.
"Tease!" she replied.
"come over and i'll make you cum in more ways than one" he told her. he did want to get off, he just didn't want to drive far to do it.
"U always 4get about my kid" she said. ethan imagined her saying it in a matter of fact voice.
"it's not that i don't remember, i just don't care." besides the kid has to be at least seventeen by now. ethan ommitted the latter.
"U have 2 cum here or not at all!" she replied.
Ethan thought about it for a second and looked for the proper letter which would answer her. he wanted to make his point and annoy her at the same time.
"k." he responded. she didn't respond after that. she must've gotten the point.
he finished his drink. turned out the lights. got into bed. rubbed one out. and, went to sleep.