KLUGE

think kluge! think kluge! we need a kluge!
we can’t go back to get the fix.
be quick, be quick, apophenia is in the mix.
perhaps it happened after the deluge.

whatever the cause, an inelegant design.
a jumble of philosophical zombies.
qualia is perhaps the minds disease.
find a kluge, find a kluge, it’s our only lifeline.

be quick, be dirty, look for a bolt from the blue.
roots grown like clockwork’s coincidence trainer.
sync up, sync up, to the deux ex machina.
the intelligent agent, a perfect pastiche, the clue.

call on the god of gaps to build the kluge.
meetup on the other side of the mind transfer.
how clumsy, how awkward, a synchronistic blur.
find a kluge before evolution comes home to roost.

perhaps it happened in VMAT2, in the centrifuge.
be quick, be quick, a mind virus is in the mix.
we can’t go back to get the fix.
think kluge! think kluge! we need a kluge!