The Nerd

The Nerd(Part One)

I'm standing the in mirror pushing back my slick black hair with my sticky gel. Licking my fingers moving my pointer and pinky finger across my bushy eyebrows. My dad walked in (the dad of awesomeness). He told me, son....you look good. I know dad I always look good. ;)

 

After about 5 awkward minutes of standing in the mirror as my dad is still right there looking around confused. He throws me the keys, I run outta my room nearly hitting the wall like a dumbass tripping down the stairs....As I'm tripping down the stairs, i can feel my gold spenders riding up my a*s. As soon as I hit the ground my spenders are tight up my a*s and stuck in there real good. When I try to pull them out they slap back in like a rubber band, I gave up after 5 minutes... 

 

After I finally stopped playing with my rubber band butthole I walk out the door smiling creepily moving towards the garage. I open up the garage door and see the most beautiful shiny golden machine in my big ugly eyes. ...Oh, Hello Baby...I missed you all night long sweetheart ;) I move my long hairy leg over the seat pulling my spenders in my a*s more sitting on the seat. "I know it hots baby but don't worry I'm here to make the temperature just right". I put the key in the ignition and start moaning very loud, rubble baby its okay, shhh daddy's here. I put my foot on the gas and accelerate the lawn mower.  I rode over the yard bouncing up and down making a pedophile's face. I arrived at Mia's house "Yo Mia!!!!, I got this lawn mower, I feel so gold i is a king!!! I get the chicks only cause I f**k your chick!!" She suddenly opens the door...............

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[SRMarx]

This story would benefit from more detail and time to get to know the protagonist more. I assume you are going for humor and expanding your story would help.

[Madaline Moderson]

Thank you, Yes i am. thank you for being honest.