Theories of Everything

Another one of my "special" poems

Today was yesterday's tomorrow's tomorrow's past.

If a cat licked my face, I would put it in a cast.

Flick the monkey off of my taco!

Or I shall banish you to Candytown.

Once upon a time, I punched a clown with a sock puppet.

So he cried.

Sometimes I like to eat chairs.

Only if their scarves match their toenails!

Never ever poke a kayak with a rainbow, otherwise it might eat you.

I knew a rabbit who could pull a human out of a hat.

Please help me tie my shoe!

The earth tried to swallow me with marshmallows!

I accidentally just sat on earth. Sorry.

Oh!... The theories of everything are unlimited,

Just as long as your mind is.

Reviews

[alanwgraham]

Great collection of whimsy Jasmine. I like the idea of the freedom of a blank bit of paper and letting your mind wander. Most of us are too inhibited and worry that we might break the rules.
You have definitely pulled a human out of a hat!
Cheers,
Alan

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wow this is really good and powerful. Like this

[fireblossom]

Feels like channel opened by free versing like a bird my feathered boa.

I love to read words put together for such purposes.