There Once Was...

This is a JOKE and not my religious views.

There Once Was…

 

A pastor on My Yearbook

He liked to hit on women

He would say

“Hey baby. I’m a pastor.

I like to take long walks

Around the church

For fun like I to

Cuddle ‘round the alter

And dip into the sacramental wine.

Not to mention

Skinny dipping in the

Holy water.

What do you like to do?”

Reviews

[Marie Harrison]

Oh creepy!
I would just freak

[Muse]

This needs to be fed more attention. I think you can add to this ramble of a prose and make it fantastic.....yet controversial. I'm offering you a personal challenge to rewrite this. Would you like my help? I'm not often inspired by another writer's work. But I see potential here that has yet to see it's best!

[sarah]

*shiver* sounds like a creeper