$100

$100

A Chapter by M Garcia
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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly & his mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed for two weeks but nothing turned up. Then he decided perhaps he should write God a letter requesting the $100.00.


When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God they opened it and decided to send it to the President. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a check for $5.00. He thought that this would appear to be a lot of money to the little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 & sat down to write a thank you letter to God, which read as follows:


Dear God:


Thank you very much for the money, I noticed that you had to send it through Washington and as usual those b******s deducted $95.00.



© 2010 M Garcia


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M Garcia
I did not write this and am not taking credit for it. Thought it was cute and funny.

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