Recipe for Disaster

Journal entry in my class, decided to share.

Hello ladies and gentlemen!  Welcome to Uncle Joker’s recipe for disaster 101.  While my demonstration may not pertain to your interests in particular, WHO CARES?!  I have an AMAZING streak of creating absolutely TERRIBLE disasters!  However, I realize that you might be on a budget, unlike me, so here’s my cheapest disaster recipe for the common madman.  First, take a set of kitchen knives from any store or home nearby.  I don’t care if you have to kill somebody to do it, you’ll be killing several more in a few minutes!  Step two, take some common firecrackers, and some deadly acid that you “borrowed” from the local High School chemistry teacher, and replace the sparkles that everybody loves with that beautiful acid you just managed to find!  Step three, take your firecracker out to the center of town or where you know a large amount of people are going to be, and let that baby fly!  And when the cops try and stop you from doing this, well now you get to put those wonderful kitchen knives you just recently acquired to good use!  Stab them, make them bleed, and then if you wish, you can take their own guns and have fun shooting people for the fun of it!  And while this is all going on, hopefully you will have remembered to fire the rocket.  And once you have, just simply step inside a convenient building and watch the mayhem from a safe distance!  And if the Batman shows up, well make sure you launch it before he DOES show up!  Just as long as you get that rocket in the air, you’re good to go for creating absolute chaos!  And when Batman shows up, give him a good chase, and when he finally catches you, you’ll come back here to Arkham Asylum for another lesson from Uncle Joker.  And after that, who knows?  You’ll have to be really creative to top off this stunt.  I mean, I always find it hard to top off my greatest exploits.  It usually takes me, oh, three to four months to figure out my next scheme, and then I just simply break out again and get on with it!  Oh, the fun never ends…

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[The Slayer]

Really Watson????? You nerd