My star wars lover

 In the early days,

In the very beginnings

Of our beautifully

Formed relationship,

It was a bit of fun,

A bit of a giggle,

That started out

As a bit of a laugh –

But then –

But then she got ridiculous,

You know,

She even named her flat

After the Death Star!

And she started wearing

Princess Leigha like

Clothes, even started

Calling me her Luke,

When I always saw myself

As a Han Solo –

 

But on top of that,

She then threw out all

My clothes, not the old

Gear, but the good stuff,

All my expensive clobber,

All my labeled merchandise

I’d purchased off the back

Of a rather large lorry.

Yep, she threw the lot out,

Went and bought me a

Poxy cloak to wear, told me,

I gotta use the force, if I wanna

Be like Obi-wan-kenobi –

And it’s got to the stage now –

Where she don’t wanna go out

Anymore, no, just sits in doors

Watching the DVD’s of the movies,

Acting out her fantasy of

The two-fold trilogy –

 

And all she kept saying was,

“If you want to be my lover,

You gotta believe in the power

Of the force” –

And –

“Don’t be swayed by the

Dark side, do you know

Who your father is?” –

She’s gonna brake my heart

With a light saber –

I know she is, cos that’s

How mental the situation

Has become –

 

So one evening, during

Episode six, I sat her down

Turned off the film

And said look –

I don’t know what you

Want from me, I don’t

Know who you need me

To be, but don’t treat me

Like I’m C3PO –

“Sorry?” she replied –

Oblivious to the state of

Her warped deranged mind –

Look at ya, I cried,

You’re best friend is

Now Yoda, you’re

More impressed with Darth

Vader, than all my

Illustrious achievements

On the pub pool table!

It’s not on!

It’s got to stop!

 

And with that

D’ya know what the

Mad wench said? –

“If you wanna be my lover

You better believe in

The power of the force!”

Reviews

[Calibaster]

I love star wars, … but, uh … not that much … ;) Very well done! ;) I loved it!

[Underestimated]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Good warning....just starting to get obsessed with star wars myself. I'll take it with a grain a of salt.