Ode to Crunch Bar

A Poem by Taylor

Just as the title says, of course.

I trace the CRUNCH of your bar,
breaking off a small morsel to place on my tongue
My mouth explodes, combusts, in sweetness and delightful-ness
Your tidbits dance the waltz on my tongue, and I experience
A mouthgasm rivaling that of an orgasm of the genitals
Instantly, your wonderful chocolate ingredients release endorphins in my brain and
I am euphoric.
Oh Crunch bar, you are devoured by my mouth and savored with every bite.
Why should I care that you are 220 calories of sweet, amazing, chocolately fantastic-ness?
Oh how I wish to get lost in your chocolate heaven,
to lose myself amongst the sugar and sweetness of your smooth, milk, chocolate.

Crunch bar, you are superior to all other sweets and chocolates.
None have the appeal you have, and nothing else is more pleasing to the senses.