Ren Fest Rap

An OLD poem.

Yo, yo, at the Renaissance fair

On the first of October, we went there.

We sat first row at the mud show

And got all dirty, ‘cause we ain’t nerdy

 

Then we went to the Dungeon of Doom

And we were scared pretty soon.

With lots of rats

And plenty of frights

We didn’t go back (Until last night)

 

We got our lunch

Of fresh, hot turkey legs

After waiting the line

And they were so divine

 

Then to the interview

Of the Royal Queen

And of them there’s few

So we got our questions

And got outta there!

 

After that, we braved the Crow’s Nest

And the pirate spun us ‘round

He got us dizzy

And we thought east was west

 

We got funnel cakes

The best of all

But that wasn’t all that we saw

 

We saw the nobles on their horses

And the queen once again

We cheered on a knight

But the other dude won

 

We went home after that

But we couldn’t wait

Until we returned

The mud show awaits!

Word.