Just Another Week In America

Marines have been sent to Sudan
The illusional "war on christmas"
remains
Everyone is now watching duck dynasty
as a child via having her tonsils out is brain dead
while we learn Kristen will spend new years with Robert
a man throws his child off of a high rise
we are informed that Kiera wore baggy pants over the holidays
as a man shoots his doctor over a botched vasectomy
Because Jesus is really a right wing conservative he would of wanted
  the cuts that are being made to the poor, retired military, and unemployed

Just another week in America